My name is Ryan, and I'm a gunaholic. I have Uncle Sam to blame, because before entering the service, I was an innocent little boy. Then he got me hooked on M-60's, M-203's, M-16's and M-9's. It wasn't enough to just carry one, I had to go work in the armory where I could handle over 1500 of them, 60 M-60's alone (sigh).
After I got out of the service, I was O.K. for awhile. Then I bought a Sig 225 eight years ago. Once again, gunaholism reared its ugly head. This year has been especially bad, and the wife is not helping me with my disease. I guess she doesn't see the signs. What part didn't she see!? The Glock, The Mini-14, The Model 70, the 1100, what? The thousands of rounds of ammo. Maybe she's just in denial.
By the way, does anyone know of a support group for us? Wait......never mind. That's what TFL is here for.
Does anyone know if we're covered under the Americans with Disabilities Act? Seems like everybody else is.
"Gee, isn't that too big for you?", he asked. "This M-60's 2/3rds my height and 1/5th my body weight. Get the hell out of my way!", I replied.