Parenting, Sarah Brady style.

[jburtonpdx]

Joab

Maybe I took it wrong or had a case of assitus when I responded.
The stupid part is I agree with the statement,

My wife has accused me of suffering from a similar ailment, she claims in my case it is chronic...

 

[stratus]

Ah, the assitus microbes... our firearms are useless against them!

 

[MicroBalrog]

We have a micro-view of this child's life, and absolutely zero real history here. Certainly not enough to sustain the "victimless crimes" statement of yours, sir.

So who's the victim, sir?