Most common semi-auto malfunctions are easily cleared and relatively rare with quality weapons.
Revolver malfunctions are indeed very rare. However, when you have one you are most likely done.
In the past 30+ years I've only had two revolver malfunctions, both completely locked the cylinder.
They weren't due to parts breakage either, although one could be described as a defect. It was a burr left from the factory by the firing pin hole. It was a new pistol I had only shot a dozen rounds through on one outing, but the next time I shot it it locked up against a cartridge head. I banged it open with the heel of my hand and next go round it did it again. It took time, analysis and eventually a file to correct. It could have got me killed, because it was a brand new S&W 66-1. I had no reason to think it would fail, it was an ultra 'reliable' revolver.
The second was a blown primer that wedged between the cartridge head and the blast shield. I had to use a rubber mallet to get that one undone and I'm no milk sop.
tl;dr: don't be so smug about revolver reliability, when they do jam, most times their done and you could be too.