Mom just told me guns are evil..help me with my sanity

My mother-in-law is pretty liberal, but fortunately she is the classic liberal, willing to accept people as they are. I take care not to flaunt stuff before her as a sign of respect. My mom and cousin are pretty wierd. Mom was pretty upset about me carrying in "her" house, till I reminded her that her husband also owned a few guns and has yet to be kicked out. She hasnt batted an eye since. My cousin on the other hand, Mrs. Masters in Psychology and PhD in lead around by the nose by the TV seemed a bit upset that I had spent some money on guns. She constantly berated me on the fact that guns are the cause of all Evil in the world and that if more people started carrying them around there would be blood in the streets, just like the TV said. I really wanted to take my gun out and put it on the table next to the phone and then tell her to choose one cause she was about to die. Decided to just let things settle down and asked her to find out where the stats the TV gods were spewing came from and their definitions. I have not heard another peep out of her since. That could of course be cause I have not bothered to talk to her since, but that is besides the point.
 
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