Wow.
Sillier by the minute; greater hyperbole by the second:
How is Grandpa Mteebankaccount going to find out who 'hellmonkeys' who just ransacked his paypal is in order to take him to civil court?
Were these bots ransacking PayPal accounts? No. "Grandpa Mteebankaccount" can simply go to the Game Owner and have them issue him a brand new Secret Crucible Ring and restore his game time. The Game owner, knowing better than .gov who "Grandson Stole-the-Crucible Ring" can then take CIVIL action for tortuous interference.
But I wasn't talking about bots ransacking paypal accounts- although those things do certainly exist. Grandpa Mtee doesn't have anything to do with the game. I listed some examples including paypal fraud and theft. You said they were perfect for civil court, not federal action. So then I gave an example of how it would be difficult to go through civil court without heavy assistance- and now we're back at the game? I think I need to draw a diagram here.
You're also welcome to call the rampant issue of financial theft via backdoored personal computers 'hyperbole'. I'm sure the victims appreciate that.
The yearning for JBTs to run riot on your enemy of choice is a natural one that I think we all experience.
Speak for yourself only.
Uh,
yeah. That's the point. I'm admitting a fault here. It's natural for people to want justice/vengeance. I would have gone into more detail on how it's a desire for personal revenge OR having someone else do it, or on how it's more likely that in our current government incarnation that someone else will do it instead of Joe Vigilante.
What if I have taken part in violent and physical retaliation for financial harm caused by the actions of some member of an internet crime ring? I wouldn't talk about it here, and I might even avoid the whole concept of personal retaliation. Hmmmm.
For my part, I find a rather perverse order in the Universe by seeking out those who have done me wrong and seeking personal justice.
See above, except I don't find it perverse, I find it flawless.
That is **exactly** what Civil Court is about. Can't remember the last time I called the Cops to solve a problem; and I'm hardly a law breaking vigilante.
Again, how do you take someone to court when you don't have any idea who/where they are?
See why I have little patience for Internet mischief makers?
Absolutely. We can develop whole new Federal Agencies just to protect us from personal internet inconveniences and "mischief". Imagine how many kids we might lock up on Halloween's Mischief Night under the same logic. Those eggs could put an eye out you know.
Someone entering a server, even if it was through a door that didn't require an overly complex lockpick, is a bit worse than an 'internet inconvenience'. Entering it and doing things that are analagous to taking a sledgehammer to the walls of a house is even worse.
If you want a comparison to 'egging', how about when a 13 year old learns of a cut-and-paste exploit for vBulletin, runs around looking for a nice large forum to destroy, and finds TFL? Zilch technical skill required and it's just "fun and games". Of course, once the forums are restored, there would be hundreds of blowhard posts talking about how they want to see the culprit sharing a cell with Bubba. Naturally, you'll tell them it was just some harmless inconveniance. (Which, under current law, civil or otherwise, it will be treated as.)
Let along having someone pry their way into the main TFL/SWAT server looking for credit card data and whatnot. Just internet mischief, right? You'll take them to civil court and get a nice big judgement against them, assuming you can even find out who or where they're from, unless they only have a thousand dollars in their bank account, a rusty Honda, and a doublewide in which case you'd wish you could just put them in jail as punishment. Yes, in an ideal country they'd work for you in labor of your choice until restitution is complete. Last I checked, this wasn't that ideal country.
As for federal agencies to combat these things, we already have the FBI and Secret Service which together are capable of handling it. I personally think we need to pare down our alphabet agencies, because a special 'internet crime' only bureau would probably be shockingly ineffective and/or abused.
And as for games, just give the game operators the legally enforced ability to fine people whatever they want for misconduct, as a condition of their contract. Save LE for the serious stuff.