Hal,
I went to the firearms litigation site you recommended. I lasted as long as the Maalox held out - then had to leave.
In 1959, my fiancee was killed by the drunk driver of a Cadillac. If those who design, manufacture, import, and market firearms are found to be responsible for the negligent/unlawful use of their product, then I will join MADD (I believe they also accept men as members) and have MADD sue Cadillac and General Motors for me!
I also will sue:
- Ford (I pinched my finger in a car door);
- Oldsmobile (I was badly burned by a car radiator);
- Homak (I scratched myself on the door of one of their cabinets);
- Master lock (my front door knob broke);
- My optometrist and the folks who made my glasses (they broke);
- the blighters who made our kitchen knives so sharp that I nearly amputated my left index finger (it WAS cut halfway through!);
- and last, but not least, the U.S.Air Force for sending me to Germany and maliciously forcing me to live in an environment where drinking to excess and chasing young, willing, pretty women was the norm (heh, heh. Well, hell, it's worth a try!
)
I'm so darned angry right now I could pee on the Capitol! From HERE!
The Grump is back!
PS: Yeah! And Levi's too! For not making a decent pair of jeans in my size that:
- doesn't change my voice to C above Hi C, or
- have an inseam that hits between my knees!
(I'm up! Who wants a Shiner Bock?)
[This message has been edited by Dennis (edited October 30, 1999).]