Handy
I have to call you on your statement about the lazer. A "cheap commercial lazer in 1984" is an oxymoron statement. Lasers as you descrive back then where quite expensive.
Yes a bright light can distract a pilot but would hardly make the plane crash. You can alway's pull up and make another pass. Yes, other air trafic in the area might be a problem, but it is hardly a doomsday senario.
I used to live in a small farming community that had a cropdusting company operating at the local airport. On day one of the pilots was dusting a field when a large bird (hawk of some kind I believe) flew into his plane. It got cut in half by the prop, half loged in the engine and the other half went into his windshield. The windshield cracked, but didn't shatter. (Think of windshields in car crashes.)
Here is this pilot, with a windshield covered in bird guts he can barley see out of, an engine that is damaged and running rough, flying 10' off the ground. He is able to fly ~10 miles back to the airport and safely land. Soposedly he had corn leaves in his landing gear, I didn't see that part. Getting a bright flash in the eye is a minor problem compared to other things that can happen to an airplane. Heck, flying a kite near an airport can be more dangerous than a lazer.