My wife says there's just more of me to love
Guys, I have to admit I had to read this thread 3 times 'cause the first two I was crying from laughing so hard, thanks I needed that.
I'm 5'9, 275 and most all is around my middle, good rolls at waist line. I have not bought a holster yet, I pickup my Kahr CW9 after mod by Cylinder and Slide today.
I have gleaned quite a bit of wisdom from you'all, and I appreciate the openness in a embarrassing topic. When I settle on a carry holster, I will post back and share my experience.
Thanks again, I feel like I'm in my old coffee shop talking to friends.