Great gun movie lines

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From the Outlaw Josie Wales.

Josie Wales : Seems like whenever I get to liking someone, they ain't around for long.

Chief Dan George: I notice when you get to disliking someone, they ain't around for long neither.
 
Heartbreak Ridge

Highway: This is the AK-47 assault rifle, the preferred weapon of your enemy; and it makes a distinctive sound when fired at you, so remember it.
 
From The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly:

You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.
 
Last Man Standing

Finn {Doyle's best shooter} --- "I guess you're going to have to kill me."

John Smith {Bruce Willis} reply's --- "It'll hurt if I do."
 
Voila! The ZF-1. It's light. Handle's adjustable for easy carrying, good for righties and lefties. Breaks down into four parts, undetectable by x-ray, ideal for quick, discreet interventions. A word on firepower. Titanium recharger, three thousand round clip with bursts of three to three hundred, and with the Replay button - another Zorg invention - it's even easier.
 
"I said...I never had much need for one. {ie: pistol}

Didn't say...I didn't know how to use one."

Quigley, from Quigley Down Under
 
We Were Soldiers

Moore (Mel Gibson): They attack us, no casualties, they run and hide in the mountains. Naturally we chase them, of course. Smell like an ambush to you?

Sgt.Maj. Plumley (Sam Elliot): They get close enough to kill us, we'll be close enough to kill them.


If you’ve never seen this movie you should, and more importantly if you never read about the individuals it is based on, Gen. Hal Moore and Command Master Sergeant Basil Plumley, you really should take a moment.
 
I can't believe this hasn't been put in here yet:

"That punk pulled a Glock 7 on me. You know what that is? It's a porcelain gun made in Germany. It doesn't show up on your airport X-ray machines here and it costs more than what you make in a month!"
 
From the 2004 Punisher where Thomas Jane is talking to his dad about his 1911s, "You may mock, my friend. Just don't come crying to me when you shoot a crackhead full of 9mm and he responds by breaking your pissy little Glock over your head!"
 
Couple good ones from the new True Grit


Lawyer: So, you say that when Amos Wharton raised his axe, you backed away from him.
Cogburn: That's right.
Lawyer: In what direction were you going?
Cogburn: I always go backwards when I'm backing up.


Lawyer: Mister Cogburn, in your four years as US Marshal, how many men have you shot?
Cogburn: Shot? Or killed?
Lawyer: Let us restrict it to killed so we may have a manageable figure!


Mattie Ross: If I had killed Chaney, I would not be in this fix; but my gun misfired.
Lucky Ned Pepper: They will do it. It will embarrass you every time. Most girls like to play pretties, but you like guns do you?
Mattie Ross: I do not care a thing about guns, if I did, I would have one that worked.
 
Erno86,

The lines before that are pretty good too, and the look on Marston's face (along with his two cronies) pretty much shows that he knows he's made a big mistake when Quigley says,

"This ain't Dodge City,....and you ain't Bill Hickok."
 
Mine's from a really cheesy flick, but I liked the standoff. I'll leave out the movie for y'all to guess...without the aid of the internet.

Night Slasher: The court is civilized, isn't it pig?
Cobretti: But I'm not. This is where the law stops and I start - sucker!
 
From an even cheesier flick:

From Deadly Is the Female (1950, aka Gun Crazy)...

Bart (John Dall): "We go together, Annie. I don't know why. Maybe like guns and ammunition go together."
 
The Outlaw, Josey Wales
Captain Terrell: "Ain't a hard man to track. Leaves dead men whereever he goes."

Sudden Impact
"Dirty" Harry Callahan: "Go ahead. Make my day."

Magnum Force
"Dirty" Harry Callahan: "A man's got to know his limitations"

The Maltese Falcon
Sam Spade (Humphrey Bogart): "Now think again and think fast."

Die Hard
John McClain: "Yippe ky yay..." you know the rest ;)
 
In the vein of cheesy flicks...

Will Smith handling the Noisy Cricket: "I feel like I'm gonna break this dang thing"

Ash in Army of Darkness: "This is my boomstick!"
 
Scarface

"Say hello to my little friend!"

No Country for Old Men

Carla Jean: "Where'd ya get the pistol?"
Llewelyn: "At the gettin' place."

(looking at the crime scene)
Wendell: "It's a mess, ain't it, Sheriff?
Ed Tom Bell: "If it ain't, it'll do till the mess gets here."
 
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From the sci-fi flick, Serenity

Captain Malcolm Reynolds "Jayne, how many weapons you plan on bringing? You only got the two arms."
Jayne Cobb "I just get excitable as to choice - like to have my options open."
Captain Malcolm Reynolds "I don't plan on any shooting taking place during this job."
Jayne Cobb "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar."
Captain Malcolm Reynolds "No grenades."
 
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