Great gun movie lines

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Okay, gotta ask!!

What are some of the best firearms-related lines from a movie?

Unforgiven
Little Bill: "I can't believe you shot an UNARMED man!!"
William Munny: "Then he should have armed himself."


Tombstone
Billy Clanton: "You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double."
Doc Holliday: "I got two guns -- one for each of ya."

Tombstone
Johnny Ringo: "Welll... I didn't think you had it in ya." (thinking it was Wyatt Earp)
Doc Holliday: "I'm your huckleberry."
 
Cat Ballou
Clay Boone: "He did it! He missed the barn!"

The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
Blondie: "You see, in this world there are two kinds of people, my friend. The ones with loaded guns, and the ones who dig. You dig."
 
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The Magnificent Seven
(after Britt shoots a fleeing bandit from his horse)
Chico: "Ah, that's the greatest shot I ever seen!"
Britt: "The worst! I was aiming at the horse."
 
From the movie "Kuffs":

Kuffs: I'm looking for a really big gun that holds a lot of bullets.
LGS: God bless you, young man.
Kuffs: I always wanted a gun...
LGS: Is this what you had in mind? It's a 9mm Beretta. 15 in the clip, 1 in the pipe.
Kuffs: Got anything that holds more?
LGS: No.
Kuffs: I'll take two.
 
Clint's famous line from the original "Dirty Harry" movie:

"Ah ah, I know what you're thinking. 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I've kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"
 
True Grit

"That don't bring nobody to mind. A funny lip?" --Jeremy Slate.
**** "Wasn't always like that.* I shot him in it." --John Wayne.
**** "In the lower lip? What was you aimin' at?" --Jeremy Slate.
**** "His upper lip." --John Wayne.
 
Nikita: at the firing range

Perplexed range officer looking at decimated target:
"Vous avez deja tirée?"
Nonchalant Nikita:
"Oui, mais jamais sur du carton"

Rough translation:
"You've shot before ?!"
"Yeah, but never at paper..."

I like that film...
 
The Shootist

"I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people. I require the same from them." --John Wayne.
 
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I SAID!---Lots of Gunfire-----Don't! Call me Junior!--------Henry Jones Jr

Look what you did! I cant BELIEVE what you just did!------Henry Jones Sr.
 
I wanna introduce you to a personal friend of mine. This is an M41A pulse rifle. Ten millimeter with over-and-under thirty millimeter pump action grenade launcher.

I like to keep this handy... for close encounters.

-Hicks Aliens
 
From "El Diablo" (a made for TV western on HBO, quite funny if you can find a way to see it):

Billy Ray Smith (Anthony Edwards): "You just shot that man in the back!"
Van Leek (Louis Gossett Jr.): "His back was to me."
 
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