a hair out of place in the handgun forum, but...
Settle in and let me tell you a true Christmas story of gun misery....
Once upon a time, there was a man who finally got off his butt and got with the Civilian Marksmanship Program. He sold off a nearly new AR-15 and sent the money to a place called "Anniston." There, the elves picked him out a 1.1-million serial number Jan. 1943 M1 Garand.
With the warm August weather and the election many moons away, the elves quickly sent him his rifle. Like the first free taste of crack offered by the street merchant, this magical rifle set in this man an evil addiction.
Later in the year, this man's addiction broke him. A few days after the election, like a gillion other freaks, the monkey on his back began screaming for a high-capacity weapon. He again turned to the elves at the CMP.
"Orders ship in 30 days from date of receipt" the elves told him. He quickly filled out the form for an Inland M1 Carbine made in the very town he had recently moved from. He bought books about the little gun and read them. He even ordered many magazines, vintage and modern.
Just before Thanksgiving, the elves sent him a letter telling him they had gotten his order. "Orders ship 30 days from date of receipt," they said, noting that his order had been received on Nov. 10.
Dec. 10 came and went and still the elves in the shipment processing department at the CMP had not touched his order form. Dec. 20 came and went and still the elves had not touched his order form. Dec. 23 CAME and WENT and the elves decided they were going to go on vacation.
The man still has $700 tied up in a dream.
So, we're looking at twice the wait. Oh well. They are sending out really nice rearsenaled low-number Inlands these days. I am still supposed to be getting a daughter for Christmas (though the wait is also supposed to be extended on that end, too).
This year, I went through many weapons. I seriously lightened my handgun collection and I'm mostly happy with what I'm left with. I see a 1917 Enfield, a SMLE, and/or a big-bore revolver in 2009, maybe a 1918 Colt repro if I am successful. Merry Christmas.