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Could hunt any animal what would it be?
- Thread starter oberkommando
- Start date
The-rebel-gun
Inactive
"I love you, you love me, I'm gonna field dress Barney." That's what my kid is gonna learn to sing.
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They teach conformity, it equals servitude, and that leads to genocide based not on race but resistance,
Steve
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They teach conformity, it equals servitude, and that leads to genocide based not on race but resistance,
Steve
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CHEMNCO917
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Don't know where I got this, but I thought that you guys might like it.......
NEW REGULATIONS
FOR
THE HUNTING OF LAWYERS
US Government Department of Fish and "Wildlife"
Sec. 1200
1. Any person with a valid hunting license may harvest attorneys.
2. Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use of currency as bait is prohibited.
3. Killing of attorneys with a vehicle is prohibited. If accidentally struck, remove dead attorney to roadside and proceed to nearest car wash.
4. It is unlawful to chase, herd, or harvest attorneys from a snow machine, helicopter, or aircraft.
5. It shall be unlawful to shout "whiplash," "ambulance," or "free Perrier" for the purpose of trapping attorneys.
6. It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within 100 yards of BMW dealerships.
7. It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within 200 yards of courtrooms, law libraries, whorehouses, health spas, gay bars, ambulances, or hospitals.
8. If an attorney is elected to government office, it shall be a felony to hunt, "entrap," or possess it.
9. Stuffed or mounted attorneys must have a state health department
inspection for rabies, and vermin.
10. It shall be illegal for a hunter to disguise himself as a reporter, drug dealer, pimp, female legal clerk, sheep, accident victim, bookie, or tax accountant for the purpose of hunting attorneys.
BAG LIMITS
(Maximum number of catches allowed per hunting season)
1. Yellow Bellied Sidewinder = 2
2. Two-faced Tort Feasor = 1
3. Back-stabbing Divorce Litigator = 4
4. Small-breasted Ball Buster = 3 (Female only)
5. Big-mouthed Pub Gut = 2
6. Honest Attorney - On the Endangered Species List (Illegal to hunt)
7. Cutthroat = 2
8. Back-stabbing Whiner = 2
9. Brown-nosed Judge Kisser = 2
10. Silver-tongued Drug Defender = $100 BOUNTY
NEW REGULATIONS
FOR
THE HUNTING OF LAWYERS
US Government Department of Fish and "Wildlife"
Sec. 1200
1. Any person with a valid hunting license may harvest attorneys.
2. Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use of currency as bait is prohibited.
3. Killing of attorneys with a vehicle is prohibited. If accidentally struck, remove dead attorney to roadside and proceed to nearest car wash.
4. It is unlawful to chase, herd, or harvest attorneys from a snow machine, helicopter, or aircraft.
5. It shall be unlawful to shout "whiplash," "ambulance," or "free Perrier" for the purpose of trapping attorneys.
6. It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within 100 yards of BMW dealerships.
7. It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within 200 yards of courtrooms, law libraries, whorehouses, health spas, gay bars, ambulances, or hospitals.
8. If an attorney is elected to government office, it shall be a felony to hunt, "entrap," or possess it.
9. Stuffed or mounted attorneys must have a state health department
inspection for rabies, and vermin.
10. It shall be illegal for a hunter to disguise himself as a reporter, drug dealer, pimp, female legal clerk, sheep, accident victim, bookie, or tax accountant for the purpose of hunting attorneys.
BAG LIMITS
(Maximum number of catches allowed per hunting season)
1. Yellow Bellied Sidewinder = 2
2. Two-faced Tort Feasor = 1
3. Back-stabbing Divorce Litigator = 4
4. Small-breasted Ball Buster = 3 (Female only)
5. Big-mouthed Pub Gut = 2
6. Honest Attorney - On the Endangered Species List (Illegal to hunt)
7. Cutthroat = 2
8. Back-stabbing Whiner = 2
9. Brown-nosed Judge Kisser = 2
10. Silver-tongued Drug Defender = $100 BOUNTY
oberkommando
New member
Good guy that is good price out the door. Seen M 21 at a turners outdoorsman for 2600.00 +tax and other fees. No mags no scope no rings no mount. Geting crazy aint it.