As advertised in the General Handgun Forum, My Ultimate Tactical training tapes show quick results!
Pretty Boy used to be a "casual shooter".
But after watching my Ultimate Tactical training Tapes he has become an Ultimate Tactical Guy.
Pretty Boy has learned these key techniques:
Wearing Black BDU pants on a daily basis.
Mastering the STONEY STAIRE.
Walking with Purpose.
Agressive poses.
Paramilitary T-shirt selection.
Reminiscing about "Nam" regardless of age.
You too can become an Ultimate Tactical Guy. For Only 19.95, I will send you my exclusive training Tape 1: Agressive Poses. In it you will learn how to tie a bandana, lace combat boots and STAND WITH AUTHORITY.
Once you have mastered Agressive Poses, move on to ACTION GUNS. In this tape we will cover the most important ACTION GUNS, such as the UZI pistol, the AB-10, the Tech-9, and Mac-10. We will spend a full 10 minutes on Fake Silencers and Laser Sights. You will learn how to flash your guns more effectively.
Soon to be released: Non-specific Military tatoos.
For only 19.95, you too can become an Ultimate Tactical Guy.
You will be able to say things like "Ceramic Glock", "M16 machine gun", and "Sig-Saure MP5".
Order now and receive the bonus tape: Really Big Combat Knives.