Best Bumper Sticker

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First of all, forgive my ignorance, but who is Henry Bowman?

Some of my favorites:

"I got a gun for my wife. It was the best trade I ever made."

"Driver only carries $20 worth of ammunition."

"My child was inmate of the month at the County Jail."

"My kid beat up your honor student."

"Mean People Kick Ass!"

Also, you know those "Piss on..." whatever stickers that have the Calvin character relieving himself on either Ford or Chevy or Dodge or Imports or whatever. I thought it might intrigue other drivers if I put the "Piss on..." character, with the words "Me, Please, Women." underneath - not my fetish of choice, just good for laughs.
 
"IF WE QUIT VOTING - WILL THEY ALL GO AWAY?"

No - his/her one vote would win.

Thereth lies the rub ... maybe what we need is a % of the registered voters law. If (x)% of the RVs are noshows, the election is void and re-held in 3 or 6 months. If another noshow. ALL CANDIDATES are "replaced with ones known to be good". Hmmm ...
 
saw a very clever anti-bush sticker, you might disagree with it but you gotta admit it's funny...

"Lick Bush and Dick Cheney"
 
Little long for a sticker, but cute:

"America's Million Moms-
Band-Aid Solutions for Skinned Knees,
Paper Cuts,
and Homicidal Maniacs."

Alternately, there's the old favorite:
"Nothing in this truck is worth your life"
 
In the driver's side back window: "Hey Stupid! Get out of the passing lane!"

"Liberals, one a day, one in possession"
 
I just got this one today from Cheaper Than Dirt....

"This year will go down in history. For the first time, a civilized nation has full gun registration. Our streets will be safer, our police more efficient, and the world will follow our lead into the future!"
- Adolf Hitler, 1935
 
Sorry PF, but I believe that it has been proven that the Hitler quote you posted is not authentic.

I could do a search or find one of those "urban legends" sites, but maybe others here can back me up instead...

Or shoot me down, as the case may be. ;)
 
Many a discussion here on the Hitler "quote", it has been given with a lot of different dates, however there is no documented proof that AH ever said it in any speech.

Cat, the other white meat.

Stupid people shouldn't breed

<Mushroom cloud> Made in the USA, tested in Japan

Your proctologist called, he found your head



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Ne Conjuge Nobiscum
"If there be treachery, let there be jehad!"
 
PF, even though the quote isn't accurate, you could leave the "A" and add "Gore" and all three would be appropriate and chillingly potential.
 
Stop Beeping, I'm Reloading....

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"Get rid of that nickel plated sissy pistol and get yourself a Glock" - Tommy Lee Jones

"Chi Chi.... Chi Chi, Get The Yayo" - Tony Montana
 
On my truck....

"Where has a gun law reduced crime?"

I have received quite a few comments. And actually won a few arguments with that simple fact.

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"Government is not the solution to the problem, Government is the problem!"--Ronald Reagan
 
Bumper sticker: <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>So many jerks, so few bullets.
K.E.A.L.G.S.E.O.[/quote]

Kill 'em all, let God sort 'em out.

Seen on a co-worker's car: <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Don't steal-the government hates competition.[/quote]

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Shoot straight & make big holes, regards, Richard at The Shottist's Center



[This message has been edited by 45King (edited September 19, 2000).]
 
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