Best Bumper Sticker

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Not a bumper sticker and not RKBA, but funny none the less.

Beer: Helping Ugly People Have Sex Since 1869.
 
Saw this on a PU truck in West Texas.

Driver chews tobacco...pass with caution!

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"Lead, follow or get the HELL out of the way."
 
Three personal favorites:

Keep honking, I'm reloading

Hang Up and Drive!

I want to be like Barbie...
that b*tch has everything!
 
On the back of my pickup:

"Wake up, America!
Read your Constitution!"

...and...

"I'm the NRA -- and I vote!"

And one I saw while driving through Nevada:

"Control your kids, not my guns."
 
One on the back of my jeep (right below the Harry for Prez sticker):

Criminals Prefer Unarmed Victims. It's simple and unarguable. Of course, some freaks consider "scratch him with your keys" to be in line with the concept of self-defense. :rolleyes:
 
Seen at gun show last weekend:
"Driver only carries $20 worth of ammunition"

"Danger: Driver just does'nt give a sh!t anymore!"
 
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Coinneach:

Criminals Prefer Unarmed Victims. It's simple and unarguable. Of course, some freaks consider "scratch him with your keys" to be in line with the concept of self-defense. :rolleyes:[/quote]
http://www.dd-b.net/RKBA/ccw/s_advice.jpg
 
CAUTION: This vehicle is protected by a pitbull with AIDS.
 
On a jeep-left side" mean people suck"on the right side"how mean can you be"

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Bob--- Age and deceit will overcome youth and speed.
I'm old and deceitful.
 
Where do I get...?

"Wake up, America!
Read your Constitution!"

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Gun control started the Revolutionary War!..."itcta alea est"
 
My favorite-Fight Crime Shoot Back!

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NRA MEMBER? GREAT, NOW JOIN GUN OWNERS OF AMERICA
 
When I put "No gun pulls its own trigger" on my car (here in communist CA) I was sure I'd get keyed, but it hasn't happened.

I haven't lost all my faith in people....yet.
 
My favorite non-political sticker:
"Smile-- if you aren't wearing
*any* underwear..."

From the impeachment:
"Impeach?? Hell, No!
Hang the traitors!"

My first:
"Goldwater '64"
 
"Honk once if you just got laid.
Honk twice if you just got laid off..."
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On the back of my pick-up truck:

Read OUR lips: no new taxes!"

(You could figure out how old that sticker is.)

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LowClassCat
Always willing to calculate my chances
 
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