Best Bumper Sticker

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Two that I've seen that stand out in my mind:

"Work Harder, Millions on Welfare Depend on You."

and

"Toyota, from the same nice people who brought you PEARL HARBOR."

:D

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The first step is registration, the second step is confiscation, the final step is subjugation.
 
Seen on the bumper of a big, mildly beat-up Jeep Comanche:

EX-DEMOCRAT

Along with a Bushmaster sticker in the window.
 
I haven't seen it, but there's a rumored Republican sticker coming out: "Bush -- prosperity without perjury".

Then there's the one that nearly made me run off the road: "Al Gore, close, but no cigar".
 
I'd love one of the Bowman stickers...

I've got a BUNCH on my truck - everything from the rant about Teddy's car to "I _heart_ Explosives."

But there are a few things that won't go on - Anything that can be remotely perceived as being racist or gay-bashing. Sure, the stars & bars may mean something far different from "let's keep slavery around, and then go beat up on those fellas who hang out over at Magnolia's Bar" to you, but to many folks, that's pretty much _ALL_ it means. Can't help that.

And since those folks vote, and I'd appreciate it if they vote in my direction, I try to remain in the middle of the road. I guess I'm the left wing of the radical right... So, anywho, if they're going to see pro-2nd and NRA stickers on my truck, they're not going to see any of what the media has labeled "hate" stickers. It's that simple. Conversely, if I can locate an African rainbow pro-gun sticker, it's going on. If I can locate a pink triangle pro-gun sticker, it's going on. For that matter, if I can locate a sticker supporting armed soccer moms, that'll get slapped on too... I'm neither black nor gay, nor female (and I hate soccer), but I firmly support their 2nd amendment rights. Because those are MY rights too.
 
Seen on a truck in Pheonix on my way to see Gale McMillan in February:

"Janet Reno has killed more babies than my gun."

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It is far better to dare mighty things, though riddled with failure, than to live in the dull grey of mediocrity.
 
I was always kind of partial to Mark Penman's.

Not Responsible for Tossed Empties - Stay 200 Feet Back

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Later,
Chris

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"TV what do I see, tell me who to believe, what's the use of autonomy when a button does it all??" - Incubus, Idiot Box
 
There aren't any soccer moms for guns stickers.. (yet! :) ) Till I find one, it's just a GOA sticker stays on the back of the mini-van
 
I have a few bumper sticker that say:
"WHO IS HENRY BOWMAN
and where is he when we need him"

I think I have three of them and will mail them (free) to the first three e-mailed requests I get.
 
I saw this last week in Maryland.

Keep honking! 5 bullets minus your IQ = 0

[This message has been edited by ArmySon (edited August 03, 2000).]
 
I've got five more "Henry Bowman for President" stickers left. First five to E-Mail me get them.

The sticker is white with red letters.
 
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