Old Bill Dibble
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Dude comes in with female companion. He wants a pump shotgun. That's because (he sez) the racking will scare away the BGs. He also asks for some blanks if the ranking doesn't work. The clerk suggests rubber buckshot. I opine that they aren't up on shooting issues. Stares of hate are the result.
I always wondered what people would do when racking Ole Betsy didn't scare the bad guy away. I always thought it was racking the slide a second time. Now I know, rubber bucket shot....
Although in the clerk's defense rubber duck is still better than quaking blanks...