Alright kids, let's compare and contrast...
Colt rifle: +1
KAC forend (the original milspec rail system used in SOPMOD M4 package): +5
Unused rails covered: +1
Plain jane vertical grip: +1
Tactical sling: +1
Trijicon TA31RCO-M4: +4 because you admitted it was better than yours once (
http://thefiringline.com/forums/showthread.php?t=172153)
Killflash on optic: +2
GG&G MAD BUIS: +2
Tactical fat: +0 (I lost 13 pounds in the last two months)
Cell phone set to 'Tactical Silent Ringing Mode': +1
Gerber Multitool: +1
Belt designed to hold up enormous 1st Cav belt buckle: +1
Woodland camouflage BDUs, minus shirt so I can better show off my huge pectoral muscles and rippling washboard abs (
): +2
Boonie hat: +1
Interceptor body armor with Blackhawk accessories: +3
IR strobe for signaling helicopters for pickup from hot LZ: +2
Pants tucked into boots (not seen in photo, but there): +1
Tactical background for photo: +1
That's 30, let's go to deficiencies.
Mismatching camo: -2 (haven't seen my woodland boonie since I moved)
Rails unused: -3
No grenade launcher cutout: -2 (Wild was out of 6920s when I picked one up, too)
No grenade launcher ducttaped to barrel: -1
No eyewear: -1
No sidearm or thigh holster: -5 (I couldn't find the quick-release attachment for it at the time, but I found it two days later)
No Surefire vertical foregrip with main light and nav LEDs: -3 (It's on order though, check Wild's computer)
Cell phone with non-matte finish showing: -1
Didn't apply camouflage make-up to exposed skin: -1
Okay, so I have 11, but with a single package postmarked from Anchorage and my thigh holster buckled on (which would take me to 19), I could totally top your ninjatude!