What rifles?Do I need to say what happens if the ATF gets their hands on those rifles?
'cept the last line ain't so silly now...PET FISH
A redneck named Brent with a bucket full of live fish was approached recently by a game warden in the Florida panhandle as he started to drive his boat away from a lake.
The game warden asked Brent, "May I see your fishing license please?"
"Naw, sir," I replied. "I don't need none of them there papers. These here are my pet fish."
"Pet fish??"
"Yep. Once a week, I bring these here trained pet fish o'mine down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for a while. Then when I whistle, they swim right back into my net and I take 'em home."
"What a line of horse crap....you're under arrest."
I told the sumbitch, "It's the truth, Mr. Goobermint Man. I'll show ya! We do this all the time!!"
"WE do, now, do WE?" smirked the warden. "PROVE it!"
So I go ahead and released my fish into the lake and stood and waited. After a few minutes, the warden said, "Well?"
"Well, WHUT?" I asked him.
The warden asked, "When are you going to call them back?"
"Call who back?"
"The FISH," replied the warden!
"Whut fish?" I asked.
MORAL OF THE STORY:
We may not be as smart as some city slickers, but we ain't as dumb as some government employees.
Brent