Armaments 4:12
1 And behold, St. Browning descended until he stood apon the face of the Earth.
2 His countenance was grave and he spoke with a voice of thunder, saying: This direct gas you have taken on yourselves is a filthy thing, one wich leads to greater filth and failure.
3 The hoplites were afraid to see that they had displeased their Saint, and one tried to hide beneith the other, resulting in no one being hid.
4 The Saint spoke again, saying: Have I not already shown thee the way?
5 And behold, an Angel of the lord did alight from the heavens and place on the Earth a row of holy weapons, each of great merit and streangth.
6 In these things I have given unto thee do you not see the great power and firmness thereof? Do you not see the operating lives of many years? Do you not see the firmness of my work?
7 And then one of our number who was never in a legion, stood and held aloft the rifle of sixteen and said: Your work is old. This, our new armament works fine whilst clean!
8 And the Earth shook and this man vanished from our pressence, obscured by ignorance and the disdain of the Saint
8 Behold I say unto you one last time! A weapon of war must work whilst in a war! A weapon that is worthy must work while soiled with the dirt of the field!
9 As he spoke he ascended into heaven, taking with him the holy weapons, leaving us cursed with fragility, weakness, and jamms.
10 We howled and lammented and cast our eyes round about but saw nothing to save us.
1 And behold, St. Browning descended until he stood apon the face of the Earth.
2 His countenance was grave and he spoke with a voice of thunder, saying: This direct gas you have taken on yourselves is a filthy thing, one wich leads to greater filth and failure.
3 The hoplites were afraid to see that they had displeased their Saint, and one tried to hide beneith the other, resulting in no one being hid.
4 The Saint spoke again, saying: Have I not already shown thee the way?
5 And behold, an Angel of the lord did alight from the heavens and place on the Earth a row of holy weapons, each of great merit and streangth.
6 In these things I have given unto thee do you not see the great power and firmness thereof? Do you not see the operating lives of many years? Do you not see the firmness of my work?
7 And then one of our number who was never in a legion, stood and held aloft the rifle of sixteen and said: Your work is old. This, our new armament works fine whilst clean!
8 And the Earth shook and this man vanished from our pressence, obscured by ignorance and the disdain of the Saint
8 Behold I say unto you one last time! A weapon of war must work whilst in a war! A weapon that is worthy must work while soiled with the dirt of the field!
9 As he spoke he ascended into heaven, taking with him the holy weapons, leaving us cursed with fragility, weakness, and jamms.
10 We howled and lammented and cast our eyes round about but saw nothing to save us.