I bought a .45 during the ammo drought. I stopped off at the local wal mart to try and score a box. The lady that works behind the counter has been there for a good long time. I've bought a couple of pocket knives from her, and she seems friendly enough.
"Can I help you with something?"
"Yeah, do you have any .45 ACP?"
"Oh no. I almost never get that in. I haven't seen that in a LONG time."
"Oh, really? Ammo shortage that bad?"
"Yeah, but we haven't got any of that in in over 6 months."
"...."
"We get .45 auto in about once a week, though. But we sell out of that before it's been on the shelf for an hour."
"But.. OK, well I'll be sure to check back."
Near as I can figure it, she thought I was talking about .45GAP
"Can I help you with something?"
"Yeah, do you have any .45 ACP?"
"Oh no. I almost never get that in. I haven't seen that in a LONG time."
"Oh, really? Ammo shortage that bad?"
"Yeah, but we haven't got any of that in in over 6 months."
"...."
"We get .45 auto in about once a week, though. But we sell out of that before it's been on the shelf for an hour."
"But.. OK, well I'll be sure to check back."
Near as I can figure it, she thought I was talking about .45GAP