I was on the fence too, and then I realized that Obama's gun control ideas are really sensible, gun safety legislation. First of all, I really agree that all semi-automatic firearms need to be be banned. Because none of us need a semi-automatic rifle or shotgun for hunting. And nobody really needs semi-automatic handguns. Revolvers are just fine for those of us who are not members of the police force or in the military.
I especially like Obama's support of a new assault weapons ban. Because nobody other than those who work for the government need to own those evil black assault weapons; after all, you can't hunt with assault weapons. Besides, those are all semi-automatic, which we've already covered.
Finally, I really appreciated Obama's vote against the Protection of Lawful Arms in Commerce Act. I think that municipal organizations ought to be able to sue gun manufacturers and those who sell guns for the criminal acts of, well, criminals. If those lawsuits would have continued, gun makers and gun sellers would have to drastically increase the price of guns. But that's O.K., because I figure that only people who can afford to pay three or four thousand dollars for a handgun should be able to afford one. After all, you can't hunt with a handgun.
Yeah, after I carefully examined Obama's stance on common-sense gun control legislation, I came off the fence and decided that Obama is the man for the job. None of us need these guns. Well, none of us need them unless we work for the government. Obama is the perfect candidate to force millions of gun owners to turn in guns that they really don't need. Remember, you can't hunt with any of those guns.
I'm so excited about Obama's candidacy that I plan on turning in all of my semi-automatic handguns, all of my magazines that hold more than 10 rounds (which I really don't need, because they only work in semi-auto handguns), and all of my assault weapons before Obama is elected! Join me, fellow Obama supporters, and take the pledge to turn in your guns this week with me. Let's show Barak how much we believe in his common-sense gun safety ideas!!! You can show your support by stating the following:
Which semi-automatic handguns you will turn in;
How many magazines you're planning on turning in;
How many semi automatic rifles you will turn in;
How many semi auto shotguns you will turn in;
And how many assault weapons you will turn in.
Come on, guys, this will be great! Let's generate some real excitement for Barak's campaign on this Board. Let everyone know what you plan on turning in!
