Clark Kent
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Three kids -- 7, 12 and 18. The oldest often comes in after everyone else is fast asleep. Youngest, daughter, sleeps downstairs in room we must go thru to get to bathroom. Yet, there is always a loaded Airweight revolver under a towel on a chair on my side of the bed at night. It's the one I have with me during the day, and I quietly slip it under the towel so that my wife, a gun ninny, has no idea it is there. My bumps-in-the-night drill is to reach first for a flashlight if I think the bumps and accompanying sounds are wrong. I'm a light sleeper, and come to my senses fairly quickly when awakened. But I figure if a BG has come in, seeing a flashlight go on should alert him or her that someone is up. A good time for the BG to skedaddle. If not, a strong light in the face in the dark should repel all but the most determined intruder...or the Airweight will be brought immediately to bear. Unless it's storming out, the sound of shattering glass will propel me past the flashlight stage directly to the Airweight, altho the flashlight will be with me, as well.
We had a home invasion/robbery in the neighborhood several years ago. It was one of the few rental houses on our road in the small semi-rural fishing community. The renter, a middle-aged woman, testified at the trial that the teenage invaders stole a pound of marijuana as well as some cash, which confirmed our suspicions despite our shock that she would publicly admit it. A quieter family rents there now. But...
Many of the bungalows on our road were built in the 1930s by the same builder, and they look alike. Robbers conceivably could pick the wrong house if they suspected that someone sold dope out of one of them. Fortunately it's a fairly close-knit community, and many of the residents keep guns handy. I think that has a lot to do with our very, very low crime rate. Then again, I do wear my cape and tights when mowing the lawn.
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Idiot, n. A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling. -- Ambrose Bierce
We had a home invasion/robbery in the neighborhood several years ago. It was one of the few rental houses on our road in the small semi-rural fishing community. The renter, a middle-aged woman, testified at the trial that the teenage invaders stole a pound of marijuana as well as some cash, which confirmed our suspicions despite our shock that she would publicly admit it. A quieter family rents there now. But...
Many of the bungalows on our road were built in the 1930s by the same builder, and they look alike. Robbers conceivably could pick the wrong house if they suspected that someone sold dope out of one of them. Fortunately it's a fairly close-knit community, and many of the residents keep guns handy. I think that has a lot to do with our very, very low crime rate. Then again, I do wear my cape and tights when mowing the lawn.
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Idiot, n. A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling. -- Ambrose Bierce