45 under your pillow

The cowboy you speak of exists only in Hollywood and has nothing to do with reality in any way shape or form. I recall reading an interview of a person who had been a cowboy back in the late 1800's. He was asked about handguns and he said he and the other guys he was out with had tried them but they were so darn heavy to have you your hip while riding all day that after the first day they took them off.

NOTE: The following is an attempt at humor. If you do not have a sense of humor please do not continue reading this post.

Some things cowboys really did that people still stupidly copy today.

1. They wore special boots with slick soles and a large heel. The large heel kept their foot from sliding forward in the stirrup and the smooth sole allowed their foot to slide into the stirrup easily when mounting and out smoothly. The out smoothly was especially important if they were bucked off the horse. Outside of riding a horse or dressing up for Halloween this type of footwear is ridiculously impractical. It's akin to wearing ski boots or ballet slippers everywhere.

2. They wore leather chaps that protected the front of their legs from the brush. People wear them today for protection when riding motorcycles where the risk is not brush but sliding on your tukus down some pavement at 60 mph. Neither that speed nor pavement nor sliding were a concern to the cowboys so chaps leave your hind quarters exposed and often covered only with a layer of denim. In tests denim disintegrates in about 4 feet when dropped on blacktop at speed. Wearing chaps for protection when riding a bike is all about looks. Any real safety provided is, just like the TSA at airports, illusional and accidental.

Why this fascination with cowboys? Unless someone actively works on a ranch why would they be wearing the working apparel of a cowboy around? Why would a cowboy be wearing it when not working? Astronauts don't wear their space suits when they are out for dinner. Instead of cowboys why not ninjas? I think the black PJ's would be more comfortable, plus black makes you look thinner, and those tabi shoes with the separate big toe look handy for picking things up without bending over. How about hockey players. Why don't we see people out in clubs in fully hockey gear? What about the old mountainmen? I think more people should be out dressed in beaded and fringed buckskin with coonskin caps. Let's not forget those Pilgrims, without whose courage there wouldn't have been any cowboys. Why don't more people wear black shoes with big buckles? I'm really trying to understand why it is ok for people to dress up as one mythic figure when it's not Halloween and not others. It just doesn't seem fair to me.

Just a final question. How come none of the people I see dressing up like cowboys around town are carrying a lasso? That seems like a practical and useful thing to have along.
 
I am going to agree with Wuchak here and being from Texas, I may take some heat. Not all things real cowboys did applies to today. I think doing things like real cowboys did such as the whole attire issue is just plain silly. I still see people wandering around the urban areas and in retail stores dressed in huge "dinner plate" brimmed hats, huge belt buckles and long sleeve button up shirts and starched jeans when its 101 degrees outside.

It just looks absurd and I'm a little embarrased for them since most, of not all, have never been outside the city limits nor touched a real cow.
 
I'm a restless sleeper, if I kept a gun under the pillow it would only be a matter of time before I woke up deaf & stunned in a cloud of feathers....
 
Why this fascination with cowboys? Unless someone actively works on a ranch why would they be wearing the working apparel of a cowboy around? Why would a cowboy be wearing it when not working? Astronauts don't wear their space suits when they are out for dinner. Instead of cowboys why not ninjas? I think the black PJ's would be more comfortable, plus black makes you look thinner, and those tabi shoes with the separate big toe look handy for picking things up without bending over. How about hockey players. Why don't we see people out in clubs in fully hockey gear? What about the old mountainmen? I think more people should be out dressed in beaded and fringed buckskin with coonskin caps. Let's not forget those Pilgrims, without whose courage there wouldn't have been any cowboys. Why don't more people wear black shoes with big buckles? I'm really trying to understand why it is ok for people to dress up as one mythic figure when it's not Halloween and not others. It just doesn't seem fair to me.

Because for some clowns, it's halloween every day.. ;)
 
Who needs the pillow?

I bypass the pillow and lay my head right atop my .45. ;) JK. Like some of the guys already said, I'm a pretty restless sleeper (I've woken up a few times laying sideways on the bed), and it would only be a matter of time until I shot something, or myself in my sleep. I keep a 12 gauge by my bed, and a 9mm within feet. :)
 
John Wayne slept with a .45 under his pillow. I have seen it several times in the movies. He can't be wrong. However, I sleep better with my .45 in the top drawer of the bed stand right next to my head.
 
I think a gun under your pillow is too far and a perfect way to blow off your head.

I know that people argue they need all the speed they can get to react but.. . the nightstand is pretty close, and you have to conceed some where.

What would the pillow gun buy you? 3 seconds at most? I think theres far more danger from just having it there.
 
For those who might:
Make sure the gun is stainless. Blued guns need to be oiled to prevent more rapid rust, and, that doesn't work well on sheets, and pillow cases. Stainless is not rust proof without oil, but, it does seem to be less likely to rust.
 
Why it must be under a pillow?

Can we just put it on the night stand, or better yet keep it in hand cocked and pointing towards the possible entry point to the room?
 
If you also do like the cowboys and use a saddle for a pillow there is a large open space under the saddle that might work for this and be pretty safe. Nothing better than going to sleep with your head on a piece of leather where your sweaty dirty behind has been sitting all day.
 
I keep my 1911 under the sheets,

around or near waist area so the firearm can easily be reached, now then I recently oiled it a little too much, now I have stains on my sheet around waist level, no idea what the Chinese laundry gal must be thinking when she does my laundry *LOL*.
 
my bedroom configuration doesn't allow for a night stand

Why firearm isn't on one, however a HD shotgun is on the dresser but that requires getting out of bed to access, not that I'm lazy *LOL* just quicker to access the .45. plus the shotgun isn't my first line of defense regardless of access, apt. and well it's just not the best layout for a long arm even if only 18" barrel length.
 
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