I will post a Jordan story, then.
He said that he was on the scene of a shooting by a young Border Patrolman on a bridge across the Rio Grande into Mexico. The young officer stated that he had chased a smuggler to the bridge, and the smuggler turned, drew a silver revolver, and fired once at him before the border patrolman shot him dead. Unfortunately, he died near the edge of the bridge, and the suspect's revolver fell into the river.
At the time there was an ambitious prosecuting attorney who did not have much experience in the area yet. This attorney decided that the shooting was probably not justified, since no weapon had been found to verify the involved officer's story, and so he opened an investigation into the shooting and ordered that the river be searched with a powerful magnet.
Well, Jordan knew the officer involved and didn't think he would lie about a shooting. If he said the suspect had a gun, then he had a gun. Jordan decided to take a walk down to the bridge in question to look around, and since he was off-duty and not carrying his duty revolver, he took a small revolver with him and slipped it in his coat pocket.
When he got to the bridge, he leaned out over the railing to look at where the suspect's gun might have fallen, and lo and behold, his own revolver fell out of his coat pocket and into the river!
So the next day, the magnet arrives and the prosecuting attorney has the river beneath the bridge swept.
He ended up closing the investigation, but never had a good thing to say about the Border Patrol afterward because the magnet had come up with not just one, but five small silver revolvers, all with exactly one shot fired!