You might be a mall ninja

[nemoaz]

Apparently, some of our newbies are struggling with this problem. I thought a self-assessment guide would be useful to them.

You might be a mall ninja if:

You considered duct-taping a kitchen knife to your long arms to serve as a bayonet.

Your AR has more rails than the local train yard.

You put a heat shield on your shotgun because you may need it during urban assaults.

You put an M4 stock on your H&R single shot.

You put a pistol grip on your shotgun because you are so good at hip-shooting. If one pistol grip is good, two must be better, ehhh?

You don't actually have an AR, so you decided to make your 10/22 look like one as much as possible.

You have a breaching device on the end of your home defense shotgun, just in case you need to breach your own doors.

You think that during TSHTF, you will carry a bolt action rifle, a shotgun, a SOCOM M1A, a Ruger Mark II, and a 1911 just to cover all the base.

You have a .50 cal muzzle brake on your shotgun.

Your game remote is attached to an AR rail in case you get ambushed on Rainbow Six while you are handling your AR.

You have desert camo or sand colored weapons, even though you live in Illinois.

You consider playing Call of Duty to be combat experience.


Did I miss any?

 

[hogdogs]

You are full aware that the racking of a pump is as good as actually loading it.
Brent

 

[goodspeed(TPF)]

You have a breaching device on the end of your home defense shotgun, just in case you need to breach your own doors.

Hahahahahaha.

You think that Ball ammo is required for self defense because you need the extra penetration.

 

[Cerick]

that makes me a mall ninja. o well

 

[Mike Irwin]

You consider a golf cart to be a viable urban assault vehicle.

 

[goodspeed(TPF)]

Alternatively motivated missile launching tactical vehicle?

 

[SPUSCG]

you carried home a couple manhole covers from the junk yard planning on using them as body armor

you wear a balaclava when room clearing your house

you believe desert eagles are the ultimate combat handgun

you are frequently kicked from the range for safety violations

you think the glock 17 is cool

you see an ar pistol and want to buy it

 

[Chuckusaret]

You are full aware that the racking of a pump is as good as actually loading it.
Brent

Not true. The druggies that do the home invasion here in south east Florida have never heard that sound where they come from, plus if they have, it gives your position away to them. The only sound that gets a home invaders, most are armed, attention is the "Bang" from your gun.

 

[carguychris]

You've ever seriously considered mounting a tactical rail on a Mosin-Nagant.

You consider the first time you watched the movie Commando to be one of the primary formative experiences of your life.

You've ever installed $500+ of accessories on a gun you purchased for less than $250.

Most of your T-shirts are emblazoned with the logo of your favorite brand of handgun. (Double mall-ninja points if you don't actually own one. )

You can't imagine carrying a revolver or single-stack semi-auto as your primary CCW piece, because 5-8 rounds would be inadequate if you're assaulted by a 5-man team of commandos at the neighborhood EZ-Mart.

 

[goodspeed(TPF)]

You can't imagine carrying a revolver or single-stack semi-auto as your primary CCW piece, because 5-8 rounds would be inadequate if you're assaulted by a 5-man team of commandos at the neighborhood EZ-Mart.

Bwaaaahahahahahahaha!!!

 

[Evan Thomas]

You have a drawer full of tactical underwear.

 

[carguychris]

you think the glock 17 is cool

Double mall-ninja points if you answer any question in the "General Handgun Forum" with "just buy a Glock 17, it's the only handgun you really need."

("I'm looking for a handgun to hunt hogs with, and my local pusher has a S&W 629 Classic and a Ruger Super Redhawk..." "I'm looking for a new gun for Cowboy Action Shooting, and can't decide between a Ruger Vaquero or a Beretta Stampede..." "I'd like to do some squirrel hunting, and can't decide between a Ruger MkIII or a Browning Buckmark...")

 

[SPUSCG]

i need a sidearm for bear country, im thinking of a smith and wesson 50-------

"no a glock has more than 5 rounds and is relia--------


i can just see those threads.

mall ninja points if you say m4geries are best too


im thinking of hunting elk...


.....buy an m4, if its used to kill terrorists......

i dont like either glocks or ars though, im more of a .30 cal and .45 cal person


oh one more, your a frequent visitor to 9x19mm.com, and get your tac advice from gecko

 

[goodspeed(TPF)]

You're a frequent visitor to 9x19mm.com, and your only friend is "Yahoo [Bot]".

 

[Cerick]

Your a mega mall ninja if you think this would be a great weapon/ want one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvLK-4VGVks&feature=channel_page

 

[vranasaurus]

you believe deagles are the ultimate combat handgun

Fixed it for you.

You leave the house equiped with a combat first aid kit.

 

[goodspeed(TPF)]

You carry extra batteries "just in case".

 

[SPUSCG]

you mount an eotech on a handgun

 

[Webleymkv]

You only buy ammo with the word "extreme" in the name.

http://www.extremeshockusa.com/

 

[Logs]

You put double green lasers on your AR15 in case one goes down.