You may be a gun nut if...

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If you have framed pictures of firearms (or framed firearms, even) on the walls of your home, you might be a gun nut.

If you have kids named Sam, Dan, Elmer, Keith and Skeeter;

If you have a firearm publication of some sort in every room;

If your FFL is on your Christmas list, you may be a gun nut.

If your firearms have pet names;

If you spend more time with your weapons than with your children;

If your weapons ARE your children, you may be a gun nut.

If "quality family time" is a picnic at the range, you may be a gun nut.

Anybody else have one?
 
If you buy a firearm, not because you need it for some purpose, but just because you think it would be neat to reload for it. Tom
 
If you know your guns production dates, and serial numbers, But you dont know your families birthdays, you may be a gun nut.
 
If your cabinets are filled with Ramen noodles and generic marshmallows while your safe is filled with shiny Smith&Wessons and HK's. :p
 
You may be a gun nut.....

If you hear a weight and automatically convert it in to grains.

If you try to guess how far away everything is and how much hold over it would require.

If you know three different ways to remove lead from your barrel but can't get a stain out of your laundry.

If you can tell which firearm is being used from hearing its report.

If you watch movies just because they have guns in them and then get mad at how unrealistic they are.

If you think John Browning should be added to Mount Rushmore or at lest have his own holiday.

If you have ever thought that getting your FFL would save you money.

If you can't remember the day you did not handle as least one gun.
 
If you buy one of these:
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You May be a Gun Nut
 
Think about this

We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a
>> reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home,
>> family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who
>> threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up.
>> Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I
>> hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your
>> redneck friends. Ya'll know who ya' are...
>>
>> You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended
>> by the phrase, "One nation, under God."
>>
>> You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the
>> 10 Commandments posted in public places.
>>
>>
>> You might be a redneck if: You still say "Christmas" instead of
>> "Winter Festival."
>>
>> You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.
>>
>> You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your
>> heart when they play the National Anthem.
>>
>> You might be a redneck if: You treat Viet Nam vets with great
>> respect, and always have.
>>
>> You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag.
>>
>> You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't
>> afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
>>
>> You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and expect your
>> kids to do the same.
>>
>> You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
>>
>> If you got this email from me, it is because I believe that you,
>> like me, have just enough Red Neck in you to have the same beliefs as
>> those talked about in this email.
>>
>> God Bless the USA!


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Lmfao

Great job, guys! I just knew you would have some good ones. To answer TJ, this started when I put my FFL on my Christmas list. It just went from there. Thanks for all of the FUNNY contributions! Who else has one?
 
You might be a gun nut if..

Me: "Car payment can wait 'till next paycheck, they have HK holsters on sale!"

Best Friend: "You don't own an HK"

Me: "I might in the future though"

Best Friend: "Oh yeah, let me get one too!"
 
You might be a gun nut if

Your Daddy and your Wife say you are. or if...

when children are coming over you have to run around and de-gun the house. or...

there are contantly bullet casings just in front of your back door. or ...

there is always one that needs cleaning in your house.
 
You might be a gun nut if.....

....You've ever sold one gun to buy another :o
....You own guns with manufacturer names you can't pronounce :eek:
....You consider the smell of a freshly fired blackpowder rifle "air freshener" :D
....You've ever bought a firearm based entirely on it's "cool factor" :cool:
....You take people to the range with you in hopes that they will buy more ammo ;)
....If any gun conversation you've had has led to "I betcha I can..." :)
 
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