You know you've lost it on guns when

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dougbull

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1. You use your old ladys favorite night gown to polish your new 38 spl.

2. You think its a perfect shopping trip with your wife because you found hand gun ammo.

3. You see your son about to drop a magazine out of your new smith so you throw your body on the concrete so the mag dosnt get hurt.

4. You think its better to clean your guns than go to a bar-b-q.

5. You stand in front of a mirror to check out how your conceal gun looks with what your wearing.

6. The best reading you can come up with in your mind is THE FIRING LINE.

7. Your old lady walks in the room and catches you fondling one of your guns and your mind its o.k so you say "WHAT?".

8. You think everybody every where you go wants to talk about your guns even in church.

9. Its 3 oclock in the morning and your thinking about this stuff so you can put it on the firing line.

10. You clean 4 or 5 of your guns in one sitting and exspect some kind of congratulations from everyone.

11. A great family event to you is taking everyone to the gun range.

12. You go to wal-mart at 3 in the morning looking for hand gun ammo.

13. You think all is right with the world because you have the same amount of revolvers as you do semi autos.

14. You buy 3 guns in one month.

15. You hope someone jumps you and your woman in the parking lot so you can try out those new hollow points you got. DOUGBULL
 
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1.you use your old ladys favorite night gown to polish your new 38 spl.

2. you think its a perfect shopping trip with your wife because you found hand gun ammo.

3. you see your son about to drop a magazine out of your new smith so you throw your body on the concrete so the mag dosnt get hurt.

4. you think its better to clean your guns than go to a bar-b-q .

5. you stand in front of a mirror to check out how your conceal gun looks with what your wearing.

6.the best reading you can come up with in your mind is THE FIRING LINE.

7. your old walks in the room and catches you fondling one of your guns and your mind its o.k so you say WHAT?.

8.you think everybody every you go wants to talk about your guns even in church.

9. its 3 oclock in the morning and your thinking about this stuff so you can put it on the firing line.

10. you clean 4 or 5 of your guns in one sitting and exspect some kind of congratulations from everyone.

11. a great family event to you is taking everyone to the gun range.

12. you go to wal-mart at 3 in the morning looking for hand gun ammo.

13.you think all is right with the world because you have the same amount of revolvers as you do semi autos.

14. you buy 3 guns in one month.

DOUGBULL
 
I lost it on guns with out a doubt.


1.I have looked in the mirror at my CCW in its holster to see how nice it looked.


2.Purchased three new guns in the last month,the look on the wifes face with the latest purchase.:rolleyes:



3.I have stayed up to wee hrs in the morning cleaning my guns.



4.One night very late, I was playing with my guns and was racking the slide so much I woke the wife.:eek: I can't remember her exact choice words but I do remember some kind of pyscho being in there.


5.Had a few dreams of a gun buying spree and coming home with some custom 1911 to put in one of my dozens of safes that I dont have.



6.Once had a nightmere ok maybe a dream ,that I was asked to help the police with a dozen or so bad guys in a shoot out and I single handed wacked them all with out reloading even once.Ok it was a fantasy but was a hereo until I woke up.


I think I lost it a little bit.
 
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how about when you buy new guns but have to leave them at friends houses so your wife doesnt know...
 
16. You've ever had a friend of a friend of a friend, whom you had never met, call you for gun advice.

17. You've ever told your significant other you HAD to buy a gun to fill up the space in your gun safe... Because it would disperse the heat in a fire... Thus causing less damage to your "more valued" firearms.

18. You used #17, and explained it in a way that she believed you and forgot about it.

19. When asked by your significant other "Do you really need another holster?" You, without thinking, instantly reply "Do you really need 18 pairs of brown shoes when you only wear the same 3?"
 
... the guys at Wal-Mart, Cabela's and local Joe's gun shop all know you by name and inform you before you even ask that "no sir, we haven't got any .380 in since this morning".

... you practice shooting your glock with 2 fingers and your chin, just to disprove the limpwrist 'myth'.

... you've ever had a "gun-show blackout".
 
when you discuss arguments on TFL with freinds who could care less about guns.


you have to decide between buying parts to fix a broken truck and ammo.


you HAVE to take your favorite gun(s) with you when you go out of town.
 
When you start waking up early and going to the range before work :eek: Then drop into the range on the way home from work :D

When you start telling you significant other you are going to a friends house..... and go to the range instead :cool:

When you get friends to ring and ask your other half to send you over to help fix his computer/car.... and you go to the range instead :D

Dun all that hehehehehehehe
 
When you leave for a gun show carrying an empty gun case and telling the wife you're trying to sell "this gun". Then returning from the gun show with the case now full of a new rifle and telling the wife "yeah. I couldn't sell it, guess I'll try again at the next show".:D
 
When you leave for a gun show carrying an empty gun case and telling the wife you're trying to sell "this gun". Then returning from the gun show with the case now full of a new rifle and telling the wife "yeah. I couldn't sell it, guess I'll try again at the next show".
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lol that is awesome, never thought of that one.
 
5. You stand in front of a mirror to check out how your conceal gun looks with what your wearing.
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Shouldn't this say "You stand in front of a mirror to check out how your conceal gun doesn't look with what your wearing." :D
 
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