You know your a hunter if

if your favorite color is camo
if you think time of from school shuld be planned around hunting season
if your camo stays on you 24/7 till seasons over
if you never leave home with out a range finder
if a beauteiful day is 34 degres and pouring rain
the smell of doe in heat is the best car freshener ever:D:D:D:D
 
If when driving at night and see a herd of deer on the side of the road your first thought ain't "I hope they don't run in front of me" but rather it is "GOL DANG LOOK AT ALL THAT VENISON AND DID YOU SEE THE RACK ON THAT ONE?!?"
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!!!!!!!:D!!!!!!! Yeah!!!

If you see a fine specimen of the opposite sex walking away you say DEE-AMM look at the back strap on that doe...
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Brent Ya hurtin' me!!!

You Know You're a Hunter if...

*Any vehicle You own has to have Mud Tires on it...
*You don't mind biting down on shot, even if it's lead...
*You ENJOY the smell of Your cover scent...
*You already know what Your now-fallen game animal is going to taste like, and You think about it while You're field dressing it...

if your camo stays on you 24/7 till seasons over
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Roger on'nat, BowTek!
 
Your son replies to his preschool teachers question about "the seasons"......

"that's easy, deer season and turkey season" (true story)
 
Your looking to buy a house and the first thing you look at is if there is a place for a gun safe you don't own yet and all your hunting stuff.

You got the sports package (pay extra) on your cable, but the only channel you watch is Versus and only Friday nights, and Saturday/Sunday morning.

When your friends wives refuse to come to your house anymore because of your living room, refering to it as "the room of death"

When your neck starts swelling in late October and you follow your wife around with your nose in her hind quarters

Go hunting on opening day of pheasant season even though your in a wedding at 1:00. (this actually happened, we got an ear full from his wife to be and mine, we made it back though)
 
If you buy Road Kill Helper by the case. (yes, I did, at a gunshow).
If your favorite Hooters T-shirt has a target on it. (guilty)
If you have your family practice making a fire ring in the back yard with rocks.
If you make your own camo clothing because they dont make it in granite shades.
 
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If you refer to the night before season opening as "Deer Season Eve".

If a cold spell in the fall has you hooking the headboard of the bed, trying to rub off the velvet...
 
When even your kids (daughters 11 and 8) see a whitetail running away with his tail in the air and say..."well there he goes giving us the white middle finger."

When first thing in the morning Saturday & Sunday) the TV goes on and the kkids want hunting on. 8 year old is watching right now.
 
This one came to me today while taking my GF christmas shopping.
When you can track your game, follow trails, read sign, and find your way back to tye truck. But you can't find your way out of the make-up dept at the mall!!!
It must be all the other "game" distracting us! LOL!
 
Your a hunter if;

  • When driving down the interstate you keep looking for a freshly killed deer.
  • The warmest clothes you own are camo.
  • Your deer cart is a permanent fixture in the bed of your full size GMC.
  • You think that cornstalks and mud caked under your wheel wells is a sign of distinction.
  • The inside of your extended cab looks like you must have spent a fortune at Cabelas
  • When squirrels are in you bird feeder you don't get upset like most would, you think of how good dinner is going to be.
 
when all year after the deer season you try to perfect yer deer recipe for this next deer season.

You settle for rabbit till you can get yerself more deer

or every week you clean all of your firearms completely even if you haven't used them

your living room has a cabelas wallpaper miral or a giant whitetail staring at you, and you cant help but think of how it tastes
 
When you have to buy the newest guaranteed game catcher, even though you have a hundred other specialized gadgets scattered around the homestead and you never remember to bring them with you.

When you cut the tarsal glands off the deer and store them in your freezer, but always forget to use them the next season.


When you buy ten different bottles of deer lure, even though "you KNOW' the stuff isn't going to work anyway... But just in case...
 
Your riding down the highway with four of your pals...you spot a deer way off in the distance...you each start shouting out two numbers....first being estimated yards to target....second being inches to pull up on the target for proper hit placement..... funny twist...you have a new guy in the back...no idea whats happening.....when all the others are guessing two and three inches......he is feeling proud.... thinking that they may be, for some reason,,,yelling out length of the barrel of the one gun that they didnt have to buy....:eek::D
 
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