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To get into my yard, you have to get past the Claymores, so I can just sunbathe in my thong (and tuque in the winter) with my clacker in one hand and mojito in the other

WildeatballbearingsyacommiegoblinsAlaska ™©2002-2010
 
Claymores, thongs, and tuques

WA, you made me go google something.... Funny, I'd heard Bob and Doug McKenzie talk and even sing about tuques, but I never realized that's how the word is spelled.

So, do you have exploding Claymores, or the types wielded by Highlanders?

I'm working very hard NOT to picture a bunch of kilted bodyguards, watching over your thong-clad, mojito-tippling self...
 
I do not normally feel the need for ceramic plates but I have one set inside the front door and another set stashed "somewhere else".
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Dont you put one in a holder on your back in case of snipers? duct tape it on?


Most farmers have a 22 in the cab, some have something bigger, best not mess with them farmers.

Is that thong a hello kitty or a power rangers g force?
 
I'm working very hard NOT to picture a bunch of kilted bodyguards, watching over your thong-clad, mojito-tippling self...
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Kilts, LOL.:D

Is that thong a hello kitty or a power rangers g force?
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Hello Kitty of course! I even have Hello Kitty wallpaper on my phone!

Wildwhatsuitsthearmedcitizenbestkill'emallninjashirtsorhellokittyAlaska ™©2002-2010
 
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