awesome y2k doc:
http://i2i.org/SuptDocs/IssuPprs/Y2K.htm
Taxonomy of Y2K Respondents
IMPORTANT NOTE: The use of the terms ant, grasshopper, and squirrel is not a judgment about people. While based on the fable, we must remember that their behavior is based on the way they are.
All three species flourish on this earth.
1. Ants 1st Class: Primarily Christians, and especially Mormons (whose religious doctrines encourage the storage of one year’s worth of food), these people have stockpiled by mid 1998. Food, gold
and silver, weapons and ammunition, generators are still plentiful. Presently, they are considered fools and paranoids. Later, they will be called evil hoarding fools and paranoids.
Length of self-sufficiency: 6 months to indefinite
Percentage of population: Infinitesimal
2. Ants 2nd Class: Stockpiled by December 1998.
Length of self-sufficiency: 3 to 18 months
Percentage of population: Less than 1%
3. Ants 3rd Class: Stockpiled before April 1999.
Length of self-sufficiency 3 - 12 months
Percentage of population: 1%
4. Squirrel 1st Class: Stockpiled before fall 1999.
Length of self-sufficiency: 1 - 6 months
Percentage of population: 2%
5. Squirrel 2nd Class: Will wait until December 1999 and then try to stockpile during the Christmas shopping rush.
Length of self-sufficiency: 1 - 3 months
Percentage of population: 5%
6. Squirrel 3rd Class: Will wait until after Christmas and start to shop for stockpiling bargains.
Length of self-sufficiency: 1 - 4 weeks
Percentage of population: 10%
7. Grasshopper 1st Class: Will wait for December 31 and start shopping if the news reports crashes in earlier time zones. Cannot spell Y2K.
Length of self-sufficiency: 1 - 3 weeks
Percentage of population: 20%
8. Grasshopper 2nd Class: Will get serious on January 1, 2000 if the lights go out.
Length of self-sufficiency: 1 - 2 weeks
Percentage of population: 50+%
9. Grasshopper 3rd Class: Has not so much as bought a can of beans or extra batteries. He thinks Y2K is not a problem and the government will take care of things.
Length of self-sufficiency: several days
Percentage of population: 10%
Let’s carve the inside of the spectrum into three main parts and call these positions 1)Not-so-Bad, 2) Bad, and 3) Really-Bad.
1) If Y2K turned out Not-so-Bad, there were only minor glitches. There were a few blackouts and your bank statement was late. Your credit card company said you owed 100 years of interest, but a
phone call fixed it. Congress lost all phone service for a week, but no one minded.
2) If Y2K turned out Bad, there were some food shortages and sporadic rail and plane problems. Water supplies were disrupted, and some folks got sick from contaminated supplies. Rioting in larger
cities was contained the National Guard. Those few who slipped by the Guard and tried to round out their collections of VCR’s in suburbia, got a quick, emphatic lesson in the purpose of the Second
Amendment. Congress lost all phone service for six months, but no one noticed.
3) If Y2K turned out Really-Bad, the whole power grid failed. That caused the failure of phone systems. Banks closed and customers couldn’t even get to their safe deposit boxes. Many died of
hypothermia and disease. People had to scrabble for food and water. A safety failure caused a nuclear detonation in Siberia. Luckily, the fireball froze. Frenzied looting and food riots led to Martial Law.
If you looked like a nerd or a computer geek, you had a lot of explaining to do. People who admitted to being computer programmers were shot on the spot and the Y2K Czar was hung in Effigy --
Effigy, Ohio. Pyongyang decided it was an appropriate time to consolidate the Korean peninsula. Spain retook Gibraltar by force. Society regressed fifty years in population and technology.