LOL!
Tamara, that's hilarious, and I definitely see the irony. But I tend to disagree with the conclusion.
Of course we'd have more documented cases of self-inflicted injury, than we have of confirmed kills using a 1911. In wartime, on a battlefield, the enemy isn't going to stop what they're doing to perform an autopsy on fallen soldiers, so they can count how many .45ACP slugs are in a cadaver, and provide that data to an enemy. No pulse, dig a hole, cover it up, move on.
I strongly suspect that there are an enormous number of actual kills attributable to the 1911... more than we can conceive of... but because it's not the enemy's job to provide statistical information to us during armed conflict, we have only the documented cases of self-inflicted wounds to rely upon.
To use that information as a metric, would be like trying to count how many successful car trips are taken, by the number of accidents attributable to drunk drivers that crash.
In marketing parlance, this is referred to as 'sampling error', where we're looking in the wrong place for data, and on the back end, it necessarily obviates that there will be an interpretation error when deriving a conclusion.
Do you agree with me?