Why are these people breathing MY air?
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Glenn E. Meyer
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Maybe they are smart. I've seen a chimp poop in his hand behind a bush in the natural like enclosure. He then sauntered over to the front of the cage and did a funny dance to attract a crowd. Then he leaped in the air and slam-dunked the crowd. You might to the same if you were in for life.
Then, I saw an Orang team do this. A keeper was hosing the cage. One orang went up to this guy and made faces and was being sprayed - which he liked. His mate in the mean time, went to the other end of the cage, reached through the bars and grabbed the hose and reeled it in. They then unscrewed the big brass nozzle and started pounding on their window.
Last another orang, used to do another funny dance and when the crowd gathered he vomited in a neat line. The crowd was aghast and then he sucked up the line like a vacuum cleaner. This emptied the primate house.
I still vote ALIEN for Carville.
Supposedly in two cases, chimps have been artificially inseminated with human sperm and bore fetuses till 6 months. In both instances, the authorities at the medical school intervened and shut down the program and terminated the pregnancies (please no debate on this). They said they did not need any monster boys in their countries.
The BBC picked up on this and actually made a miniseries about Chimpboy who of course got loose and ...
Tarzan, anyone?
Then, I saw an Orang team do this. A keeper was hosing the cage. One orang went up to this guy and made faces and was being sprayed - which he liked. His mate in the mean time, went to the other end of the cage, reached through the bars and grabbed the hose and reeled it in. They then unscrewed the big brass nozzle and started pounding on their window.
Last another orang, used to do another funny dance and when the crowd gathered he vomited in a neat line. The crowd was aghast and then he sucked up the line like a vacuum cleaner. This emptied the primate house.
I still vote ALIEN for Carville.
Supposedly in two cases, chimps have been artificially inseminated with human sperm and bore fetuses till 6 months. In both instances, the authorities at the medical school intervened and shut down the program and terminated the pregnancies (please no debate on this). They said they did not need any monster boys in their countries.
The BBC picked up on this and actually made a miniseries about Chimpboy who of course got loose and ...
Tarzan, anyone?
Glenn E. Meyer
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I doubt either's convictions. They put on a show like Abbott and Costello. Watch the married couple fight!!
While couples can have differences - living with someone who has opinions that are totally different and supports a criminal
would be impossible.
It's a hoax for the bucks.
While couples can have differences - living with someone who has opinions that are totally different and supports a criminal
would be impossible.
It's a hoax for the bucks.
Do you, Peter Singer, take Coco, the talking gorilla to be your lawfully wedded wife? For richer or for poorer, for hairier or less hairy baby, for more bananas or less bananas?
"I Do"
And do you Coco, take Peter Singer, heathen animal ethicist, to be your lawfully wedded husband? To cherish and obey him, to benchpress him when you angry, and to bear his children stoically, and to french kiss him when he is randy?
"Ooooh Oooohh Oooohhhh, Eeeehh, Ooooh, Eeeeehehhee"
I now pronounce you Husband and Ape.
"I Do"
And do you Coco, take Peter Singer, heathen animal ethicist, to be your lawfully wedded husband? To cherish and obey him, to benchpress him when you angry, and to bear his children stoically, and to french kiss him when he is randy?
"Ooooh Oooohh Oooohhhh, Eeeehh, Ooooh, Eeeeehehhee"
I now pronounce you Husband and Ape.