Come to think of it, maybe we are going about this all wrong.
This is the list of guns that we will tell them about? the list of guns we are keeping, officially? Let me try again:
H&R Bolt .22 rifle
Ruger M77 .25-06
Mossberg Bolt Action 12 gauge
Taurus PT-99
Ruger Speed Six
"Honest, sir, these are my favorite and best guns.. I sold all my Glocks, Remingtons, Benellis, Sigs, The Steyr, The Blaser, The Desert Eagle, The Smith & Wessons, The H&K, The Rugers, The Colts and all the other Good Guns at a gunshow, before we had mandatory checks on private sales.. sorry...."
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-Essayons