When Karaoke Machines Attack

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Quote: "...the suspect's behavior suggested drug use."
Obviously the police had never had to live near a neighbor who owned one of these evil machines. :D Come on people, it was self defense!
 
There needs to be a mandatory five day waiting period for karaoke machines!

Seriously, what did that guy think he was going to do with a vacuum hose?:confused:
I have heard some ridiculous stories before, but this one ranks near the top.
 
Dear God, You've all missed the point! All those threads that I discounted! They were true! You know the ones, the ones where someone asks what calibre is best for dealing with the living dead.

Zombies really do stalk the earth!

Wild Alaska! Of all people! A Manchester United supporter!?!@!!!!!!

We must all, as one forum, eat quiche, sit on beans bags and pray for the redemption of Wildthere'sasidetohimwedarenotthinkaboutalaska.

It's like that terrible moment when I realised that when the Roman Army issued cold weather clothing, it just meant they wore socks with their sandals. I feel like I have no illusions left.
 
what i want to know is did the karaoke belong to the victim or did the assailent bring it with him. if he brought it with him did he have a proper CKL issued for that state???:confused:
 
It's like that terrible moment when I realised that when the Roman Army issued cold weather clothing, it just meant they wore socks with their sandals. I feel like I have no illusions left.
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Toe socks too, like they sell for girls:D

WildprayformeAlaska TM
 
Ok I have been laughing at this for three days, hot break-ins in Alaska, like most weddings involve some gun play. I suspect the correct song would be
some thing like "Bang Bang I shot you down "
 
What jury would convict you so long as you shot the karaoke machine first?

And if all I'd thought to grab for defense was a vacuum hose, I'd keep that to myself when the police showed up.
 
People don't kill... karaoke machines do. There's more truth to this than one might imagine. If I hear my wife sing Delta Dawn one more time.... I'm gonna hang myself with the yellow RGB cable!
 
It's like that terrible moment when I realised that when the Roman Army issued cold weather clothing, it just meant they wore socks with their sandals. I feel like I have no illusions left.
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Now you know where the Germans picked that up.
 
Well, I'm not sure what disturbs me more: The resurrection of a zombie thread, or the *gasp! :eek:* sudden vision I got of Ken, dressed in a rhinestone suit and singing into a microphone, amplified to a screaming, glass-shattering 500 watts per channel.

OK, my vision is definitely more disturbing :D, but the zombie part is what gets this one closed ;).
 
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