Cute riposte, but actually, I do find myself frequently in dress slacks, dress shirt, tie, no jacket, in board meetings, etc. , in front of a group, and the LCP is blocky and obvious to my objective eye, whether anyone else would notice or not.
Have you considerd a tuckable IWB holster? I too spend most of my days in business attire. Even with slacks and a tucked shirt, I find that my Kahr 380 almost completely disappears. I hardly know it's there and it is virtually impossible to detect.