His: heavy barreled 1:9" 20" Oly AR-15 preban (1989) with hard chrome bolt group, cleaning kit, spare parts kit and 36-30 round and 20-20 round magazines, bayonet. Sealed assault pack of ammo plus loose boxes around house. No papers.
Remington 870 MI State Police surplus 20" with 8 round tube and buttstock caddy with 12 boxes ammo.
1987 vintage Auto Ordnance 1911A1 clone (when they were GOOD!) with 4-8 round mags of Glasers and 200 rounds of hardball. 10" custom bowie and Ontario katana. Shaolin and Mantis Chuan Kung Fu, Shotokan Karate. Vehicle, ranger pack, tools, cold weather gear.
Hers: 16" standard barrel preban AR-15 with standard stock, chrome bolt group and anodized Purple, for chrissakes, with 20-30 round magazines and sealed assault pack. Bayonet. No papers.
Remington 870 20 gauge 20" with buttstock caddy and 10 boxes ammo. No papers.
Ruger Security Six 4" stainless with 6 speedloaders and 5 boxes JHP. No papers. Tai Chi. Custom 20" Philipine Dungon bolo. Second vehicle, gas cans, food, water jugs, computer.
Little hers: Ruger 10-22 with heat shield, scope and 6-30 round magazines and 4 bricks ammo.
Stevens 310 double barrel in .410, 200 rounds. No papers for either. Dad's fight training. Linder Solingen stag-handled kid's bowie. First aid kit.
Pre-ban CAR-15 with hard chrome bolt group for when she's big enough. No papers. Sealed assault pack, 10-30 round magazines. Also when old enough, Taurus 606 ported snub .357 with 4 boxes .38 lead and 2 speedloaders. Kung Fu. No papers.
Little his: not big enough yet. Projectile vomiting and piercing yell.
Chipmunk when he is big enough, plus a Stevens 94B in .410 with spare 20" 16 gauge barrel. No papers. Brick of ammo and 200 rounds each. Toys, clothes.
When old enough, post-ban 16" AR, spare Colt .45, 3 magazines, 200 rounds. Kung Fu.
group use: trailer, SMLE/Mauser/Marlin/Mossberg 500/Carcano/Ruger 10-22/Winchester 37. 200 rounds and clips as appropriate. 3 spare Stevens single shot shotguns, pre-68, all no papers. Working on M1A or AR-10 as squad support, plus Rem 700 in .308 for reaching out and touching someone (State Combat Rifle Match Trophies optional luggage), spare tires, field surgical kit, 3 cases MREs, FB radios, CB radios, rough-terrain vehicle gear including tire chains, runners, lumber, winch, axes, picks, jacks, cargo straps, spices and liquor as luxury and trade goods. Toilet paper.
Maps with 4 different routes to hideout cabin plotted. Hiedout cabin...you don't need to know.
I doubt we'll ever need it, either, but in the meantime it's a good excuse for a weekend excursion.