I see the PDF created by the nannycrats at the Brady Bunch org shows their true mentality. They describe the states in terms such as "time-out chair" and "safety star." In other words, like children. Of course, THEY are the parents who know better. Funny how they always place themselves into that position rather than accepting that the rest of us are adults too and have a right to make our own decisions.
Judging by the evidence, I'd say that if they are the parents, they must be NAMBLA parents.
At any rate, if I were a criminal, I'd regard their "safety stars" as workplace safety ratings.