Ok, I had some fun with your post. My comments are in red.
1. They are better looking than autos. They have better curves!
Autos have sleaker lines...
2. You can dress them up a whole lot better.
Autos look better with red dots, halo sights. Ever strap a flashlight on to a revolver?? CZ put a bayonet on thier pistol!
3. Almost all ammo made for autos are made in revolvers. Not the other way around.
Auto makers stuck with the worthwhile calibers
4. Revolvers hardly ever jam.
Autos hardly every jam. What's your point?
5. Revolvers will not go full auto on you.
that's a plus
6. You could "weak wrist" a revolver.
I did. And my dad's 44 nearly took my nose off
7. The double action on a revolver is priceless!
Actually, it's the cost of a good trigger job
8. Revolvers come in longer barrel length's.
My S&W 41 is 7". Does size really matter
9. Revolvers are easier to shoot.
Double-action?...umm, I don't think so.
10. Revolvers come in a more sizes.
Really? The Browning pocket pistol, the Wiley Automag and everything in between.
11. Revolvers do not have safety's.
They have as much of a safety as a Glock
12. Revolvers do not have levers you need to remember what they do.
Now I'm starting to wonder if you are competent to handle a firearm
13. You can lose a magazine but you can not loose your cylinder.
The mag is right inside the grip
14. If you have a miss fire you just pull the trigger again, and go to the next round.
What if the reasone you had a misfire was a raised primer? Pull the trigger again and guess what you have...a new nick-name...lefty.
15. It is easier to have an accidental discharge with an auto.
For the same reason that it's easier to shoot an auto..
16. Revolvers are easier to load. Autos have springs you have to over come with the slide.
Does your mom know you are online right now?
17. It is easier to forget that you have a round in the chamber in an auto! Or did I load it? I can not remember!
Now I'm very concerned!
18. Revolvers help improve your marksmanship faster due to lower round count. You spend more time on the basics.
Discipline is, as discipline does.
19. Revolvers are usually more affordable than autos.
Not the ones I like
20. Revolvers have a longer history than autos.
All that said, I do enjoy my revolvers and am looking for a nice S&W at some point. All of my autos are all steel, except a G19 that my wife is trying out for size.
Love the SP101 BTW. I bought mine when they first came out and it's stamped 125 grain only. This was due to the shorter cylinder, which would only accomodate a 357 no larger than 125 grains. My wife now shoots it and I miss it