What gun type (& finish) is best for the BATHROOM?

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Yeah, but he wont die of paranoia

Wild, I think you're bordering on trolling here.

The question was not about hiding a gun in the bathroom in case there's a home invasion during a poo poo, it was about placing a gun in the bathroom because it was one more door to get behind and THEN I could fuss with a safe or whatnot (rather than deal with the safe next to the bed, that is).

Assume if you must that it's being used as the room storing the apropos "oh crap" gun rather than the bedroom. (and yes, that's a definite PUN INTENDED for the folks seeking humor on this thread)
 
i'm gettin on this before it gets closed...:p

seriously though...;)

I like to soak in a warm bath to help relax tightened and sore muscles; I usually place my stainless/aluminum .38 spl snubby (S&W 642) or stainless/polymer 9mm semiauto (Ruger P95) on top of the toilet (sits next to the tub) with my cell phone & a pocket sized CS spray; I simply open the bathroom door and let the condensation evaporate and leave the gun in the bathroom for another 15-20 minutes; I don't get any condensation or water droplets developing on the gun when I take it out of the bathroom into the cooler air in the hallway;

not as 'clever' as sealing the gun in a ziploc, but it works for me; also I don't have to fumble trying to open a ziploc and get to the gun :eek:
 
The only thing that would make this thread funnier would be if Mike Irwin were the one to close it:D

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Anybody remember the cowboy flick where John Wayne (or maybe Eastwood) was soakin' in a bathtub smoking a stogie in the back of a barbershop when the bad guy crew walked in to do him ill? All of a sudden, he raised his Colt Single Action out of the sudsy water and blasted a few holes through the bg's.

:D
 
Seriously, just hold it until you have someone there to watch your back... side!

Just like an extension to the Neighborhood Watch program. We've covered each other's backside for years now. Never know... Just takes a little time management skills is all. Makes it a bit tougher when someone goes on vacation for a few weeks!!!

Now there is an idea for helping to solve high unemployment, a new job for the 21st century - Poop Patrol. Just schedule your throne room visits with Poop Patrol and you can be assured of a peaceful poop! Hurry now, special introductory offer ends soon!

I can just see Dan Ackroyd calling in the troops to surround his throne when nature calls!
 
LOL :D

What a great thread! :D

At first I did think it was a case of paranoia, but then someone brought up the movie connection and I remembered the scene in "Big Jake" where John Wayne blew the bad guy away with a double barrelled shotgun right through the shower door. So I got to thinkin "well, if it could happen to John Wayne in a movie, then surely it could happen to anybody". I didn't realize just how complacent I am about the risks in this world. I just gotta get me a double barreled shotgun, preferably 8 or 10 gauge, one that will blow a hole clean through the door.
 
Bathrooms are often used as the safe room in the house. A solid wood door and one of those rods that braces the door closed might be a good idea in that case. I say for a handgun, a snub stainless or Ti .44 Special or .45 ACP. If it is the designated safe room of retreat, better to have a 590 Mariner or 870 Marine Magnum in there somewhere but secure from guests playing with it or even seeing it.
 
And my wife thinks I'm paranoid for having a gun in the bedroom and my car! Wait till I show her this thread! Seriously, my buddy has a messed up toilet in his house, so every time you flush, you have to take off the tank cover and mess with the float. Cheap SOB. If I took it off one day and found a shrink wrapped Glock back there, I would probably laugh until I peed a little.
 
Flare gun or spear gun? They work on a boat.

If I remember correctly it was Travolta's demise in Pulp Fiction,not taking his gun into the bathroom with him.
 
On the one occasion where my wife was scared enough to call the cops (ended up as a misunderstanding of a furniture delivery, coupled with a day in which I didn't lock the external door), she retreated to the bathroom which is the farthest room from the front door and the one behind the highest # of other doors. She then called the police from there, locked behind the master bedroom and master bathroom doors. She would prefer to FIRST retreat to that room, locking the doors along the way and NOT have to stop in the bedroom to get a gun out of a safe on the far side of the room. (She is not comfortable carrying in the house on a regular basis due to our small child. Our master bathroom is quite large (14'x8'), and hence ideal as a saferoom of sorts.

You know... the thread was NOT about putting a gun in every room in the house including the bathroom...

This thread WAS about IF I was going to store a gun in the bathroom (as OPPOSED to the bedroom or some other room), what factors should be taken into consideration... all under the guise of the bathroom being used as the SAFE ROOM, putting one more door between a BG and myself (1-front exterior entry door, 2-living quarters entry door (think 'duplex'), 3-master bedroom door, 4-bathroom door).

The idea here is if startled in the middle of the night, retreat one room into the bathroom and then prep defensive measures rather than arm up in the bedroom itself.
 
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The only thing that would make this thread funnier would be if Mike Irwin were the one to close it

With the Buns of Polymer courtesy of Gaston Glock?

LOL seriously though...deadbolts with 4" screws work wonders, lock your doors and let the wife plant thorny rose bushes underneath first floor windows.
 
You might also want to wire a phone in there in case, in a panic, folks forget to grab their cell phone..........

Put a s.s. gun in a drawer with dessicant and check it regularly
 
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