What Caliber For Killer Chipmunks?

Actually, those Siberian Chipmunks are larval coyotes. Just wait until next spring, when they emerge from their cocoons, and read the British tabloids then...
 
I will say that I am surprised that no one has brought up the .557 T-Rex... the shells are almost as big AS a chipmunk.

Wild: is this is a legitimate news publication or a tabloid with a good sports section? The photoshopped chippy attack and the 13 and counting mommy give me pause to question the rag's credibility! The only British paper I'm familiar with is the International edition of the Telegraph.
 
Wild: is this is a legitimate news publication or a tabloid with a good sports section?
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Its a combination of the NY Post and the National Enquirer:D. Keeps me abreast of the footie news in simple 12 year old language and I get to see nudie pics wihtout SWMBO beating me to death (No sweetie thats a pop up, I'm reading about Man City)...

Plus its got all the Amy Winehouse news:p

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I had a feeling that was the nature of this publication...

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Here in the midwest, the chipmunks are especially large and aggressive. They often reach 30-40 pounds as adults, and are known for charging during the Winter, when their food supply dries up and they get hungry. The males become especially aggressive during the chipmunk rutt. Anyway, most folks consider the .308 Winchester as the minimum caliber for munks. You have to have at least a 30 caliber round to stop that charge.
 
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Either a 3-wood or a 2-iron will work just fine. For in-close work, a pitching wedge will take them out and chip them into the neighbor's yard. But for real-world fun, there is nothing like a Louisville Slugger!
 
Are Jarts still legal in England? That would be 3 points for a ringer and 2 bonus points for the chipmunk...
 
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Well, I wuz gonna close it, and then I got to thinking.

That's dangerous.

The obvious solution, seems to me is (are you ready?) the Tactical Fly Swatter! Since those are pretty much a necessity for protection of your favorite bevarge when relaxing in camp, they'd be handy-dandy when one of the pestiferous little critters commits felonious assault on your chips or Fritos.
 
Chips or fritos? Are we lookin' at the same pic? Them munks ain't going after no chips or fritos, lol........
 
The obvious solution, seems to me is (are you ready?) the Tactical Fly Swatter! Since those are pretty much a necessity for protection of your favorite bevarge when relaxing in camp, they'd be handy-dandy when one of the pestiferous little critters commits felonious assault on your chips or Fritos.
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When it comes to the dreaded Campsite Chippy, I've had good results with the Tactical Rock, myself...

Unless the Tactical Fly Swatter has a bit more heft to it than the regular ones... oh, right, the light mounted on the shaft takes care of that.
 
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