Sir, would you like one of our two specials today?
One is served on fresh rye with thrice flipped eggs, bitter sauerkraut, and no nuts.
The other special is slices of maverick beef brisket, served on well aged white sourdough, and wrapped in a "fine-gold" napkin. Both are half cocked, er I mean, half off today. Both are served with either a "moderate" or "liberal" helping of our famous horseradish, mustard, mayo, and chopped onion spread.
Such a nice way of saying: "They are as different as crap sandwiches, one on wheat toast and the other on sourdough bread."