We need more bumper stickers!

I like cats! They taste like chicken

Remember, you're unique -- just like everyone else

Cover me -- I'm changing lanes

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep

We are born naked, wet and hungry -- it's downhill from there

Honk if you love peace and quiet

Dyslexics of the world, untie!

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't

A day without sunshine is like ... night

Jesus is coming, look busy!

Too close for missiles, switching to guns

Horn broken. Watch for finger

Vegetarian: Native word for lousy hunter

Cat... the other white meat

Support mental health or I'll kill you

If it's too loud, you're too old

Don't piss me off -- I'm running out of places to hide the bodies

So, Canberra, how have you pissed away our taxes today?

SNAG: Sensitive New-Age Gunowner

Get in. Sit down. Shut up. HANG ON!

Caution: Vehicle frequently sideways

Keep Australia beautiful: Plough-in a Greenie

Keep Australia beautiful: Stay home!

Life's a bitch -- then you have children!

Gotta go -- the kids have chewed through the ropes again

B
 
Two I just saw:
Fight Crime Shoot Back!

If it's tourest season, why can't we shoot them?

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NRA MEMBER? GREAT, NOW JOIN GUN OWNERS OF AMERICA
 
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Bob Locke:
I saw a personalized plate here in Virginia a couple of weeks ago:

1ST1KLL

Three guesses as to the guy's line of work when he was in the military.....[/quote]


Cook?
 
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by suckersrus:

Cook?[/quote]

Gawd I love quiet humor! ROTFLMAO!

Apologies to the entire forum for this one:
From an ACLU T-shirt: It's a Bill of Rights, not suggestions.

I was going to compliment the guy on his choice of wearing appearel(sp) until I read the fine print. I got a bit nauseated at that point, and I don't believe the cause was the KC airport dark beer.

[This message has been edited by RAE (edited June 15, 2000).]
 
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Juan Hunt Greer:
QUESTION! Does anybody know where to get printable uncut bumpersticker material suitable for HP722C printer? I've got a whole bunch of things I'd like to put on vinyl!
crankshaft
nralife, goa, jpfo, fcsa, smvfm[/quote]

This company sells bumper sticker printer stock and printing software.
http://www.inklingsoftware.com/rb4.html
 
Bruce - And once again you had me in stitches! For the regional ones, we could substitute D.C. for Canberra or America for Australia and they make just as much sense. :)
 
Welcome to the South....
NOW GO HOME! (this is on my truck)

Keep tailgating, and I'll flick a booger on your windshield!

S**T Happens!

Have gun, Will Shoot!

If you can read this, Thank a teacher! ( my Dad's a teacher)
vs.
If you can read this, get off my ass!

They can have my gun when they pry it from my cold dead fingers!

Why does a veteran sleep in the street, and a draft dodger sleeps in the White House?

Where has a gun law reduced crime? (this is on my truck as well)

Impeach Clinton, and throw her bum husband out too!

IMPEACH CLINTON!

....God I was just getting started too!

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I thought I'd seen it all, until a 22WMR spun a bunny 2 1/4 times in the air!
 
EARTH FIRST!!!! ... we'll log the other planets later

"I love New York City; I've got a gun." -- Charles Barkley said it, but wouldn't it make a great bumper sticker?



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"In life, as in chess, forethought wins." -- Charles Buxton
 
beer goggles-since 1862 turns bow into wow
My kid is an honor student at Polk Youth Center (a juve prison one town over)
My kid kn**ked up your honor student
 
I got a gun for my wife, I'll miss her.
Some many cats, so few recipes.
I love cats too! Wanna swap recipes?
(pic of Confederate Flag) Its about heritage, not hate.
Nobody ever raped a .38
Fight crime, shoot back!
I don't call 911, I call 1911!

And of course the all time classic southern bumper sticker:
WE DON'T CARE HOW YOU DID IT UP NORTH!

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There's no such thing as too much love, too much money or too much ammo.
 
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