Vicious Attack Killer Squirrels...

Josh Smith

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I've been saying it for years. Ain't I been sayin' it? Here's proof! :D

Russian squirrel pack 'kills dog'

Squirrels have bitten to death a stray dog which was barking at them in a Russian park, local media report.

Passers-by were too late to stop the attack by the black squirrels in a village in the far east, which reportedly lasted about a minute.

They are said to have scampered off at the sight of humans, some carrying pieces of flesh.

A pine cone shortage may have led the squirrels to seek other food sources, although scientists are sceptical.

The attack was reported in parkland in the centre of Lazo, a village in the Maritime Territory, and was witnessed by three local people.

A "big" stray dog was nosing about the trees and barking at squirrels hiding in branches overhead when a number of them suddenly descended and attacked, reports say.

"They literally gutted the dog," local journalist Anastasia Trubitsina told Komsomolskaya Pravda newspaper.

"When they saw the men, they scattered in different directions, taking pieces of their kill away with them."

Mikhail Tiyunov, a scientist in the region, said it was the first he had ever heard of such an attack.

While squirrels without sources of protein might attack birds' nests, he said, the idea of them chewing a dog to death was "absurd".

"If it really happened, things must be pretty bad in our forests," he added.

Komosmolskaya Pravda notes that in a previous incident this autumn chipmunks terrorised cats in a part of the territory.

A Lazo man who called himself only Mikhalich said there had been "no pine cones at all" in the local forests this year.

"The little beasts are agitated because they have nothing to eat," he added.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4489792.stm

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P.S. I think I'll take the M44 this year. J.S.
 
Here is one of the EVIL Squirrels.............hpg

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Just don't...

flip your hand up & down like a squirrels tail. You will have a squireel making a BEE_LINE for you. had to shoot in self-defense.
 
I always suspected the squirrels of ill intent. They are omnivorous. They have claws and strong teeth. OMG! I think we have justification for the existance of the Taurus MODEL 45 TEN .45/.410 (2.5" chamber) STAINLESS STEEL REVOLVER.

Geoff
Who notes squirrels don't last long in this part of Florida. Something eats them. I suspect the armadillos aren't as harmless as the PETA people say...:eek:
 
Ever notice how they look at you when you're in a tree stand? Like you're trespassing on their property. And they've got those beady little red eyes, and then they scamper onto the backside of a tree so that you can't see them while they plot together.......:eek:

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and then they scamper onto the backside of a tree so that you can't see them while they plot together

tee hee, yup. They're funny - they all have their own personalities. Some take great offense at you being in their world, and chatter incessantly, and get right up within 4 or 5 feet of you, and some don't mind too much. Of course, if you're still, some don't even know you're there.

OK, so I guess it's inevitable - who's gonna start the "what gun for squirrel defense" thread? :)
 
I like a sling shot for the noisy chatterboxes...Don't think for a second that deer know something is up when they don't shut up...

p.s. I've had to shishkbob several of them while bow hunting. I think they're pretty tasty marinated in itallian dressing, and 'cued over an open fire.
 
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Squirrels are tasty!!!


I wonder if they have nuclear power plants next to their forest? No acorns, no alternate food source, flesh crazed squirrels, chipmunks terrorizing cats...

I thought it was always the cat with a squirrel or chipmunk being ripped apart. Time sure is changing. Timm did mention they are omnivorous, I suspect the same. I've seen mice practicing cannibalism, I've read somewhere that prairie dogs may do the same. I don't doubt that the squirrels aren't any better, also the squirrels have been exposed to our food scraps, maybe when those squirrels were seen scampering away with their spoils they must be on their way to bbq it. josh
 
Don't think for a second that deer know something is up when they don't shut up...

Did you mean to say, "Don't think for a second that deer DON'T know something is up when they don't shut up..." ?

My friend who studies birds by catching them in nets and tagging them says that he's seen squirrels eat the guts out of bird while caught in the net.

C&B, I use super colibris out of a .22 revolver for the squirrels that won't shut up.
 
Evil, evil, evil little monstrous beasts! I will do all I can to keep from falling asleep in the woods from now on, Jeez Louise!! :eek::o:D
 
Every one of those little rats that sets paw on my property gets a taste of 12ga #6...68 last season...17 so far this.
They raid my tomato garden every year, chew holes in my barn, eat all the acorns off the trees before they fall to the ground for the deer and turkeys, and dig holes in the lawn. In my opinion, they're in the same category as ticks...I make it a point to be sure that there aren't enough left around here to gang attack my dogs.
 
HAH! I just loaded 300 heavy trap loads with 1 1/8 oz of #6 to beat back the onslaught! Come on you little chattering buggers! I'm ready for ya! Notice that the news? paper was Pravda, that bastion of communist rhetoric for the last half century or so. What were we thinking? Of course this story is true. Hope this helps you review your defense plan for the upcoming attacks. CB.
 
Yeah, when I lived in SA, they cleaned out two peach trees, a pear and my black berries in less than a week...Then it was war...I skewered em' right out of what was left of my peaches...I think it was around 8...They sure were tasty...Just marinated them a few days, and slow cooked...

Oh, and yes, I did mean don't...in the quote above...
 
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