Counter attendant: What are you shipping today sir?
Gun enthusiast: "100 precision double Ogives, 12 small metal parts, 2 castings, a hand carved camera mount and 4 springs." (most parts of a handgun except 'the gun" and 100 brass projectiles)
Counter attendant: "What's a double Ogive?"
Gun enthusiast: "It is an arch shaped precision part a machinist makes that can help determine the results of an unexpected transient resulting in a very high pressure impulse in a pipe for a few thousandths of a second, where the results are monitored and recorded locally and from afar, followed by appropriate corrections to the overall system."
Counter attendant: <Puzzled look> < Another Puzzled look> "Of course. How bout them Cowboys?"