Tim Burke:
Hey buddy, thanks! I promise to clean it, and oil it, and take care of it as though it were my own. And when the time comes, I will see that it is handed over to the proper soccer mom or dad, with specific loading/aiming/firing instructions, because you know they will wake up sooner or later and join in freedom's defense. That's right, and so will all those other apathetic joe's and jane's that are sitting on the perverbial fence, once they realize what they have to lose.
We just need to have enough arms to go around, once they realize they NEED them. Other TFL'ers who'd like to contribute to Paul Revere's Gun Distribution Network, can contact me at 1-800-SAV-URASS.