Trapped in elevator- What guns?

I often thought that this was what those "Alaskan Guide" .45-70 derringers were designed for: situations where the broken wrist from touching off the gun was preferable to becoming grizzly chow.

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"..but never ever Fear. Fear is for the enemy. Fear and Bullets."
10mm: It's not the size of the Dawg in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog!

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Remember the story of the preacher and the bear? Seems the good reverend was out in the woods one day when he ran into a grizzly. He tried to run, but the bear was gaining on him and he knew he was done for. In desperation the preacher dropped to his knees, looked skyward and said "Please Dear Lord, grant me one last request. Turn this bear into a christian!" At that the bear suddenly came to a screaching halt mere inches from the preacher. He sat up, put his front paws together and said "Thank you Lord for this food we are about to recieve......" :)

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TFL's official "Curmudgeon Member" and damned proud of it!
 
Well, this is one of those threads that must be an HCI wet dream. ;)

TBeck ... 'Let's be rational about this'? Too much. ;)

Regards from AZ
 
Dennis, you show the Sow that pic of Janet Reno you have in your den and not only will PETA shut down TFL, but the SPCA will be knocking on your door.

I'll go with jeffer and the C4. I want it to be quick and painless. But if it had to be a gun, a 5.56 minigun.
 
Reno in butt floss. Disgusting! Bears unite!

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Shopping cart full of Trout and Honey!

I believe that tastes better then man.

Though, I did like "jcoyoung"s post. :D
 
All I would need is a hungry Rosie "O" in the shpping cart. I figure she and the bear would try and eat the other. Dosen't matter who wins, I'll be safe. Who ever the winner is, she/it will have enogh food for a week which is more than enough time for the fire department to rescue me.
 
Oh c'mon...this is ridiculous, never happen.

Everyone knows that a grizz sow and 2 cubs exceeds the legal weight max for elevators and grizzlies are known to be law abiding. She and the kids would have taken the stairs

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"Quis custodiet ipsos custodes" RKBA!
 
Personally, I had always dreamed about being trapped in a lift with a tour party of drunken cheerleaders. In such situations my preferred carry piece would invariably suffer a Type 5 malfunction (gun left in holster) and anoxia caused by the cramped conditions would almost certainly induce short term amnesia.

Mike H
 
Gary,
True, true.
The picture in question is packaged in asbestos, inside a steel handgun safe, wrapped in bubble wrap, inside a gun safe, *under* the den in a cement vault.

It keeps eating away the smaller safe, but they are replacable. ;)
 
I heard about this guy making bearproof suits (looking somewhat like a deep sea pressure suit). He lets himself get hit by cars and trucks for show.

I'll take one of those. It only weighs a couple of 100 pounds.

On second thoughts, a deep sea pressure suit has these neat hydraulical claws...
A wrestling match in one of those with a grizzly sounds like more fun than Aliens 2.
 
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