The Schlumpy Carrier

To some degree I share your pain. I always thought the NAVY bought high quality flightgear. However my leather flight jacket shrunk enormously after I retired. I didn't even know leather would shrink.
 
Schlumpy in Texas is a guy that lives in a trailer, drinks beer from a quart bottle, and goes shirtless with cut-off jean shorts and black socks and Wal- Mart tennis shoes. He couldn't touch his toes on a bet, in fact he can't see his toes!! He claims to be a Democrat but hasn't voted in years if at all.
He smokes incessantly, and is convinced that the cancer scare is a Communist conspiracy.
Every appliance and car he has owned is in the front yard, but he has a new Bass boat, and the latest technology for his 60 " TV. Seeing Springer in Hi-Def is a priority!!
 
Quote: "How do you, as a responsible gun owner, deal with a situation presented by shlumpy old me. Lets say you are at the range, and observe this horror? Do you say something? How about the shooting buddy whose gear is so mismatched and worn poorly as to be comical ? Do you try to correct him?"

I AM the "buddy whose gear is so mismatched and worn poorly as to be comical"...so... how do I answer?
 
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