BEAT FEET
This thread brought back to mind an incident that happened back in the mid 70s . I was in the excavating business back then , and kept my equipment at my house . I awoke to a sound that I couldn't place , so I got up and went to the open window in my room , I could hear hushed voices . The next sound I hear is a gas can being set down on the ground . Darn I had gas thieves in my yard ! I went to the gun cabinet and threw a loaded clip into my 760 .308 . Now I don't want you folks to think I did anything real dangerous . Just to the east of my place is a 2000 Ft. high mountain with no roads or homes between me and the mountain . I tiptoed out the back door and walked right up to the front of the truck they were syphoning gas from . I put two rounds into the mountain ! Now them two fellers let out some hoots and some other noises I'd never heard before , and they headed towards the gravel road out front . Just as they hit the road , I touched off another round , they were having a hard time getting their feet to move them along as fast as they wanted to go . They ran down the hill as fast as they could , falling quite frequently . I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants , I'm thinking maybe they peed their pants too . Now I know dirtbags are lazy , so I'm thinking they probably parked up on top of the hill which was only about 50 yards away . I walked up the hill and sure enough there was a car with two young ladies sitting in it waiting for their boyfriends to get back with the gas . They heard the shots of course , and asked me what happened . I said that I'd just caught a couple guys stealing gas out of my trucks . Of course their next question was "did you shoot them " no I says , I missed . Unless I miss my guess , I told them , those guys will be down at the bottom of the hill hiding under that little bridge over the brook . Do either of you girls drive ? yes we both do . I says "good" go pick them guys up , and tell them I won't be shooting in the air next time . They left me 4 metal gas cans , the old equipment oil type with the spout and filler cap on them . Thanks for the chuckle !