My latest Ecstatic Vision
Brothers and sisters, hear me!
I have had a vision.
Hallelujah!
In this vision, the Patron Saint of Weapons, St. John Moses Browning, came to me and held out his hand, in his hand was a bullet, and it was .30 caliber. And I looked at it and saw that it was good.
Then he held out his other hand, and in it was a gas operating system that required no direct gas impingement. And I saw that it was good.
And he pointed to the path of righteousness, and I saw that it was being trod by a few men, men that were carrying reliable weapons and had no wounds upon them. They were in a state of Grace. Indeed, they all carried weapons with steel receivers, suitable calibers, and well designed operating systems.
Then he turned and pointed to the path to perdition, hell and points south. It was full of sinners. They wailed and moaned, all wounded and torn. They carried AR15s, and complained not of the weight of them, but rather of their infernal fallibility.
There was a great wailing and gnashing of teeth, and they knew that they had been deceived, or had been deceivers in the end game of reliability.
Amen.
The Cardinal Mad Dog
Church of The Tactical Truth
He Man AR Haters Club Thread links:
Part One
http://www.thefiringline.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=16040
Part two
http://www.thefiringline.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=16053
Part Three
http://www.thefiringline.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=16064
Part Four
http://www.thefiringline.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=16074
Brothers and sisters, hear me!
I have had a vision.
Hallelujah!
In this vision, the Patron Saint of Weapons, St. John Moses Browning, came to me and held out his hand, in his hand was a bullet, and it was .30 caliber. And I looked at it and saw that it was good.
Then he held out his other hand, and in it was a gas operating system that required no direct gas impingement. And I saw that it was good.
And he pointed to the path of righteousness, and I saw that it was being trod by a few men, men that were carrying reliable weapons and had no wounds upon them. They were in a state of Grace. Indeed, they all carried weapons with steel receivers, suitable calibers, and well designed operating systems.
Then he turned and pointed to the path to perdition, hell and points south. It was full of sinners. They wailed and moaned, all wounded and torn. They carried AR15s, and complained not of the weight of them, but rather of their infernal fallibility.
There was a great wailing and gnashing of teeth, and they knew that they had been deceived, or had been deceivers in the end game of reliability.
Amen.
The Cardinal Mad Dog
Church of The Tactical Truth
He Man AR Haters Club Thread links:
Part One
http://www.thefiringline.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=16040
Part two
http://www.thefiringline.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=16053
Part Three
http://www.thefiringline.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=16064
Part Four
http://www.thefiringline.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=16074